christian or catholic: “oh yay we have similar/the same religion!” christian/catholic and conservative: “ABSOLUTELY NOT GET OUT OF HERE”

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“conservative” and “christian” are such contradicting words at this point 😭like my christian conservative grandpa was mad at my leftist christian sister for volunteering with the homeless, and he went on a rant about the homeless “taking up space” … he’s the minister of music at his church 🤦‍♀️

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FR ME EVERYTIME LIKE YOUR GIVING ME MAN IM NOT ATTRACTIVE TO AT ALL😭😭

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I’m like why did they try to swipe on me 😭

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Why are they swiping on my athiest liberal ass?😭

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Me: A queer liberal Jewish woman Them: A right winged conservative, goes to church every week Christian Me: Swipes away “You missed a match!” Please someone explain the logic.

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Another contradiction are the dudes who say “long term relationship” and “intimacy without commitment” at the same time

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Luv me a Christian man 🧍‍♂️

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