Or pro tip: find a gentleman that you don’t need to beat with pots & pans because he was raised right

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I spray my bf with water like a cat and he minds

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My uncle was supposed to meet the family for a get-together for my grandma and he was a no-call, no-show for hours—no one could reach him. He finally answered hours later, around 8pm and he says he was in the ER cause his gf bust him in the head with a frying pan. Deadass, not even his sons were surprised or sympathetic. Everyone knows he likely deserved it with his slick ass mouth

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alternative: start using hair pins for Victorian era style self defense WHILE looking like a baddie❤️

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I actually thought about using a brick but that’ll work too

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After years of enduring pain from men to the point where I would have taken pots and pans to them. I finally found a good one that is quite literally a non toxic booktok bf, so not impossible but extremely hard to find

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It’s actually almost halloween so just be repunzle fr.

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This is peak humour 😂

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Lesbians and beating, nothing new 😭

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