ahem ahem
1. our puppy exists and it's my fault
2. I squeaked a toy and it scared him
3. my dad used the fly swatter and it scared him and it's my fault
4. my grandparents came over and it scared him
5. I wouldn’t let him scoot his butt on my bed
alright it’s 11am let’s review
1. I made him go back to sleep at 6am
2. I made him stop putting our puppy’s head in his mouth (x3)
3. I made him train with me instead of run around
4. I made him stop smacking me in the face
5. I made him go in his kennel