i can dislocate my shoulders

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i lowkey have a few fun facts but i never want to say them because then i look like an attention seeker😭

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I feel this

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I feel like there may be a thing or two I could say but stranger danger I don’t want to be perceived

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I can clap at a speed of 10 claps per second

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My “fun” is your “evil and deranged” smh 🤦‍♀️

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suddenly i forget every interesting thing about myself

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i always lie and say that i ride a motorcycle

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Better than being too interesting

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“Two truths and a lie” Suddenly aware that I am in fact one of the most interesting humans in America: I’m the oldest of 7 kids (5 of which are half siblings and are mixed), I’ve been to 20 US states, I have a god sister in England, I have a strange knowledge of poisonous and edible plants, I’ve had two songs written about me (my dad was one, an ex was the other), and I can bake some damn good cookies

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