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Can’t decide if I actually wanna date him, or just improve my portfolio 🙂‍↕️
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Anonymous 1w

So you probably shouldn’t date then…

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Anonymous 1w

portfolio is crazy no shade but HUH

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Anonymous 1w

Genuine question, no judgment, what do those two things have to do with each other? 😭

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Anonymous 1w

what

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1w

Her “portfolio” is all her exes

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1w

Girl, portfolio as in my relationship portfolio 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

Ohhh 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1w

He’s goodlooking, works hard (same workplace, different departments), strong asf (the things this man can lift), looks a little quiet, and we go to the same college. Low-key might be leaning on the wanna date side. Except I gotta get to know him first to decide. Physical traits rn are debating for the portfolio, but I feel that personality might shift the fear🤭

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

Gear

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

This isn’t normal

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

Date him bc you want a relationship not to “improve your portfolio” you’re weird af

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1w

No one asked you, no-fun Nancy smh

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1w

Improving my portfolio wouldn’t involve dating him, babes

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

Ok BABES how tf am I supposed to know what you mean then you’re acting like this is something everyone says

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1w

no fr at this point, just say roster

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1w

Babes, you don’t. That’s why Im telling you;)

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

I would rather be “not fun” than lead people on for my own benefit

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

i hope a man using you to “improve his portfolio” by leading you on

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

Except you’re not telling anybody shit ur just acting like a cunt likkeeee tf? 😭😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 1w

Keep hoping

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 1w

I’m gone for ten minutes, this got out of hand fast

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1w

i mean if she’s gonna act like a cunt then idk

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1w

No one’s leading anyone on if it’s consensual, babes

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

No you’re still leading them on

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

Ok then make it clear you’re just dating them “for your portfolio” then and see how that goes

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Anonymous replying to -> witchy_salem 1w

what the fuck does a portfolio even mean? proving what kind of guys you can pull or like experience or ⁉️⁉️

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Anonymous replying to -> witchy_salem 1w

No literally this whole thing reeks of insecurity

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1w

Except I am??? Lmao why tf do you think guys hook up with girls?? To date?oh your poor heart, babes. Mutual consent is a thing

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

That’s hooking up not dating

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1w

wtf did you think I was talking about????😭 dating????

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

So nobody fucking knows what you’re talking about when you’re saying “portfolio” and also BABES you literally said “relationship portfolio” so is it hookups or not? Let’s think this through let’s think about the words you’re saying and their implications which I know might be a new concept for you 🩷🩷🩷🩷

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

A better comparison is dating someone then dumping them once you have sex with them

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

Girl did you read your own post before you hit post or what

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1w

i’m just confused man and i’m getting no answers 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1w

Baby, where did I say “relationship portfolio”? I literally used the comparison of “date or improve my portfolio”. Keyword here is “or” Now, let’s take a minute and read the post again.

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1w

Nope, no dating, just hookup.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

You said it right here LMFAOOOO I think YOU need to be rereading

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Anonymous replying to -> witchy_salem 1w

Cuz your question is boring and I’m only responding to exciting comments 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

Oh don’t start being all condescending now

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

well it’s not my fault you’re a stupid bitch who doesn’t know what she’s even talking about to begin with , is that more exciting for you?

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Anonymous replying to -> witchy_salem 1w

LMAOOO

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1w

And then I commented again that this entire post is about hooking up😭 Ngl, you guys are lowkey entertaining 🙂‍↕️

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

Girl you can’t be insecure and stupid pick a struggle

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1w

Brb, gonna go find the insecurity

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

You want us to be entertaining? Oh I can be entertaining. What sob story did you use to convince a college to let you in?

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

You’re fucking stupid we love to see the back pedaling and projection “you guys are lowkey entertaining🤓”

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Anonymous replying to -> witchy_salem 1w

CLOCK ITTTT LMFAO

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Anonymous replying to -> witchy_salem 1w

girl can’t even explain it because she doesn’t even know what she’s saying 💀

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1w

PFFT that’s a new one I love it

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Anonymous replying to -> witchy_salem 1w

okay eat

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1w

(Offered) scholarships, but pop off babes🤭

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

What… where they impressed by your portfolio

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Anonymous replying to -> witchy_salem 1w

🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏

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