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no grandma, i don’t have a boyfriend, these are my dating options
1525 upvotes, 38 comments. Yik Yak image post by Anonymous in Girl Talk. "no grandma, i don’t have a boyfriend, these are my dating options"
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Anonymous 14w

The second to last sounds like a dog food bag

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Anonymous 14w

Here I thought this was things said by different men and it was a list of icks just only for it to be all from one. Let that thing die alone

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Anonymous 14w

same mfs that will say “christ is king” meanwhile they’ll degrade women every chance they get😭😭

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Anonymous 14w

could never date someone unvaxxed bc wdym he could die from a disease there’s a vaccine for? 😭

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Anonymous 14w

Lmaoooo what a catch he is

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Anonymous 14w

I just know this man is lying about the “not looking for specific body type”

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Anonymous 14w

Okay bigfoot 😍

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Anonymous 14w

if only u could see the face im making rn

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Anonymous 14w

All I had to see was unvaccinated and that was enough for me but it kept getting worse

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Anonymous 14w
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Anonymous 14w

what app is this 😭?

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Anonymous 14w

Is this satire😭😂 why is he all red flags

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Anonymous 14w

does saying shit like that actually work for them like who would genuinely be into that

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Anonymous 14w

I got banned from tinder (I was ragebaiting men for fun) and sometimes I feel like I’m missing out on the LOML, thanks for the reminder they’re not on tinder

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Anonymous 14w

He is unvaxxed tho so take your chances marrying him so when flu season rolls around you can inherit his wealth!!!😝😋

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Anonymous 14w

Seems like the type of man that would’ve taken that horse dewormer back in 2020 to fight Covid

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Anonymous 14w

I could very much so just google it but what the fuck is MAHA, make America holy again? Make America horny again? What are we making America??

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Anonymous 14w

girl what

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Anonymous 14w

this actually made me lose some years on my life span 🤣

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Anonymous 14w

Not into video games OR sports? Brodie’s different

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Anonymous 14w

my ex-boyfriend

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Anonymous 14w

I thought this was you and I was gonna hate on you 😂

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Anonymous 14w

girl what…

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Anonymous 14w

Just deleted those apps today. Just no effort, no respect, nothing!

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Anonymous 14w

Depending on location what do you think cows eat during the winter? Grain to supplement the grass they are able to forage

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Anonymous 14w

maha? make america harmful again?

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Anonymous 14w

As someone who prefers natural remedies and homesteading-like living, this man is still crazy like modern medicine exist for a reason😭when your dying from tetanus because you stabbed a nail through your BAREFEET hope your herbs will heal you🙃

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 14w

tinder

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 14w

ugh literally don't pmo

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 14w

There are a surprising amount of women that live the same way and believe the same things as this guy. I am not one of them lol, but they do exist 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 14w

women that for some reason in hell think this shit is “manly”

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Anonymous replying to -> #21 14w

trust me i know but jesus it’s so hard to understand 😭😭😭 to each their own i guess

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Anonymous replying to -> #27 14w

Make America healthy again. Some antivax, anti science movement

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 14w

Ahhhhh, hate that

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Anonymous replying to -> #27 14w

Same. They’re all dumb and drinking raw milk and eating tallow

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Anonymous replying to -> #32 14w

Make America healthy again. In reality they’re doing very unhealthy things and antiscientific practices

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 14w

oop 🫣

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Anonymous 14w

That’s what I was thinking 😂😂

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Anonymous replying to -> #22 14w

Bro has more red flags than a parade

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