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things my grandma brags about having by my age: a husband, 2 children, a house things i’ve had by my age that she never has had: an orgasm, a bank account in my own name, a bachelors degree
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Anonymous 1d

Gasped at the first thing you had that she hadn’t

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Anonymous 23h

ur things definitely earn way more bragging rights

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Anonymous 20h

Ok but how do you know she wasnt getting freaky with grandpa?

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

like hahahaha you’re so funny for implying i’m less of a woman bc i set personal goals and achieved them, grandma, but ive had sex with a man and had a good time. have you??

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 21h

like lowkey a house is a flex but it was her husbands and it was the 60s when they were like $40 so

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 18h

bc my grandpa was a racist, sexist piece of shit who doesn’t even hold the door for her when she was disabled. i guarantee she wasn’t having good sex lol

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