Harry “Expelliarmus” Potter fighting VOLDEMORT. I would’ve been called Evil Kneevil. I would’ve been using magic for evil against evil the MINUTE they told me I was a wizard and who killed my parents. Three forbidden spells? More like my spam spells.
Voldemort asking, “who are you?” And I whip out my wand to do his lil anagram shit. “Adda akavarve? Who tf is that?” Shit would’ve turned into Avada Kedavra FAST