one time i went on a tinder date (he lied about his name, height, and skin color…) i still went because i wanted to smoke (💀) he was so touchy and his apt was at 85 degrees. i refused to take my sweatshirt off, stole his bottle, and put my uber home on his card. smh these stupid mfs tryna sabotage me. it smelled so bad like cologne there i was coughing the whole time