The gag is almost everything tastes better than how skinny feels

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My breakfast is scrambled eggs, panko chicken and hollandaise sauce on a bubble waffle and nobody can convince me that skinny feels better than this

68

Skinny does not feel better than southern barbecue tastes that’s for certain

41

skinny feels like a scratchy hospital gown and being covered in blankets but still feeling cold. Skinny feels like getting a blood transfusion while you are barely conscious while doctors and nurses feverishly rush around the room and stab your body with needles in a frantic attempt to keep you from dying. Skinny feels like losing consciousness every time you try to stand up and getting rashes from a heart monitor that are so bad that you have scars for the rest of your life

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I fucking love my chocolate soft serve and rainbow sprinkles. it’s so whimsical and yummy.

23

They never had truffle fries 🥰🥰

23

If I could eat whatever tf I want without any health consequences you better believe I would stuff my face with everything

16

That saying is so cringe

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“Well nothing LOOKS as good as not being a cunt.” - Sarah Millican

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Is the chili triple dipper worth it??

5

I haven’t actually, not sure if I’ve ever been to Chili’s

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British

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