It not being your birthday is absolutely killing me 😭💀
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Anonymous36w
YAY! Happy birthday!
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Anonymous36w
HAPPY BIRTHDAYYY
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Anonymouswitchy_salem36w
it’s not my birthday but thank you
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Anonymousslutty_anakin36w
it’s not my birthday but thank you
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AnonymousOP36w
💀
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Anonymousdontaskmequestions36w
it’s not my birthday but thank you
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AnonymousOP36w
oh- well I hope you’re enjoying 25 🫶🏻
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AnonymousOP36w
YAY ONE QUARTER OF A CENTURY YAYYYY
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Anonymousdontaskmequestions36w
who said i’m 25
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Anonymousdontaskmequestions36w
how’d you know that
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Anonymousmoonlightbae36w
old ass
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AnonymousOP36w
we can be old together bestie!!
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AnonymousOP36w
😭
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Anonymousmoonlightbae36w
Fr, I didn’t know the nursing homes had yikyak
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Anonymousmoonlightbae36w
i don’t let anyone get close to me because every time they do they inevitably want to meet me and then they get mauled by bears (i live in a cabin in the middle of the forest)
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Anonymousmoonlightbae36w
i’ve established myself as the alpha in the forest so the bears don’t mess with me but they don’t take kindly to any visitors that show up no matter what i’ve tried
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AnonymousOP36w
what if i ride a bison to your house will that work instead ?
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Anonymouswitchy_salem36w
THIS IS KILLING ME
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Anonymousmoonlightbae36w
sigh…. i suppose you can try but say your goodbyes to your family first just in case
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Anonymousmoonlightbae36w
hehehe
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AnonymousOP36w
oh don’t worry i’ve said my goodbyes hun
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Anonymousmoonlightbae36w
i’m gonna go out and talk to the bears and assert my dominance