Anonymous witchy_salem 13w

it’s not my birthday but thank you

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Anonymous slutty_anakin 13w

it’s not my birthday but thank you

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Anonymous OP 13w

💀

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Anonymous dontaskmequestions 13w

it’s not my birthday but thank you

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Anonymous OP 13w

oh- well I hope you’re enjoying 25 🫶🏻

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Anonymous OP 13w

YAY ONE QUARTER OF A CENTURY YAYYYY

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Anonymous dontaskmequestions 13w

who said i’m 25

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Anonymous dontaskmequestions 13w

how’d you know that

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Anonymous moonlightbae 13w

old ass

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Anonymous OP 13w

we can be old together bestie!!

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Anonymous OP 13w

😭

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Anonymous moonlightbae 13w

Fr, I didn’t know the nursing homes had yikyak

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Anonymous moonlightbae 13w

i don’t let anyone get close to me because every time they do they inevitably want to meet me and then they get mauled by bears (i live in a cabin in the middle of the forest)

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Anonymous moonlightbae 13w

i’ve established myself as the alpha in the forest so the bears don’t mess with me but they don’t take kindly to any visitors that show up no matter what i’ve tried

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Anonymous OP 13w

what if i ride a bison to your house will that work instead ?

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Anonymous witchy_salem 13w

THIS IS KILLING ME

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Anonymous moonlightbae 13w

sigh…. i suppose you can try but say your goodbyes to your family first just in case

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Anonymous moonlightbae 13w

hehehe

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Anonymous OP 13w

oh don’t worry i’ve said my goodbyes hun

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Anonymous moonlightbae 13w

i’m gonna go out and talk to the bears and assert my dominance

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Anonymous OP 13w

oh u do that alright

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