Anonymous #1 9w

idk what it is my dating range is 24-29 (im 23 gonna be 24) and bro…one man wrote he wants to find the love of his life and the one thing we should know about him is that he is still in love with his ex, and his favorite love language is love bombing like what the fuck. I just got out of a relationship like three months ago and you’re telling me the dating pool is worse?? I thought older men were better but clearly I’m wrong

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Anonymous OP 9w

Mommas I’m 25. I wouldn’t even bother tryna look for a man in 28/29 but maybe that’s just My financial/social/personal development. 23/22 lowest I’d go. I have been single for 6? Months now? And yes the pool is terrible. I feel like all men lowk see ugly asf or can’t take a pic. The bios? Too personal or just cringe if I didn’t naturally find that info in conversation. Atp it’s only good for finding mean home to visit from base and bank one stays lmfao

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Anonymous #4 9w

like i can just SENSE that he has no aspirations in life, no goals, no hopes for the future

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Anonymous #1 9w

the men who are 28/29 acting like they are still 17 it’s actually so sad 😭. the dating pool rn scares me. almost all my exes are younger than me by 2-2.5 years and im really disgusted by anyone younger than me now.

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Anonymous #1 9w

they CANNOT TAKE A PIC FOR THE LIFE OF THEM. im so disappointed

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Anonymous #4 9w

my old self would’ve swiped like 3 years ago but after my ex it’s like my frontal lobe is cooking rn

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Anonymous #1 9w

i feel like it’s different tho for everyone, when you’re 28/29 24 and up i think is okay. almost everyone i know is with someone who’s 4/5 years older than them. women don’t date younger men usually since we most aren’t attracted to that. actually most of the men i was matching with are 27-29😭. i love how they are established in life already.

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WHAT IS THIS?

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WHY DID HE THINK A PUMPKIN COSTUME…what

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Anonymous OP 9w

BABAHAHA it was removed bet #3 was the dude or smth 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻💀

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Sorry I didn’t mean to dox your man. Guess he cheatin w other pumps on bumble or smth 💀💅🏻

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im not shaming him but why is his main picture of him in a halloween costume? if you’re that old and want to date, i get being goofy, but cmon. thats just me though.

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Anonymous #1 9w

if he looks like this tho; i still have yet to find these men but i do see them sometimes but im down on my hands and knees

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Anonymous #7 9w

the DAWGS JUST OUT. im like sir, you’re joking? pls say you ARE JOKING

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Anonymous t0w_mater 9w

IM DEAD

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Anonymous OP 9w

Mommas I found one like this almost fucked him. But There was a miscommunication. I am afraid to dm him back on bumble after like a month…. He is so fine 😭😭PLUS MILITARY OOOOOOOH MOMMA PLEAE

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Anonymous #1 9w

do it for me 🥲 pls. if i can’t i want you to

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Anonymous #1 9w

or like…give me ur bumble login tehehe 😜😜😜

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Anonymous OP 9w

Sorry I shared pics I better is get flamed again hold on 😭

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Anonymous #1 9w

girl i’ll gladly share my pics too bc i had one and he ghosted me but he’s also extremely busy and lowkey gives off digital nomad vibes…he’s a hustler and i want him SO BAD. lemme find a pic of him

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Anonymous #1 9w

girl. if you don’t message that man rn…

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Anonymous #1 9w

GURLLLLL 🥲. OH MY GOD?

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Anonymous #1 9w

Literally I’m in love he matched my vibe so well. Huge miscommunication. I remake my account every 2 months now bc fuck it. These boys lame I need a fresh algorithm. Match again after I left a comment abt he lowk pissed me off and that was that. Don’t try again 😭

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Anonymous #1 9w

YOU BETTER NOT FUMBLE I STG

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Anonymous #1 9w

get ur man. rn.

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Anonymous OP 9w

WHAT DO I EVEN SAY

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Anonymous #1 9w

what was the last thing yall spoke about

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Anonymous #1 9w

the guy i was talking to was so flirty and ugh…🥲 TEARS LIKE TEARS.

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I’m not the person I’m so bold sometimes like I’ll be like “Damn I guess I’ll move on see you in the next one king 😩…… unless 👀”

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Anonymous OP 9w

Girl hear me out. I was gonna get some. My family, not home. Ready to leave T-5. My dad comes back, my mom has been under surgery so I was taking to him for 30 minutes. We were on the FT feature in app, he closed it texted me a few times (I couldn’t see) and se he unmatched me 💔 but matched again w my new account as one does.

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Anonymous #1 9w

if i do it, you do too 😭 WE IN THIS TOGETHER. let us manifest this.

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Anonymous #1 9w

I called him out for it via compilment like “actually you pmo we got some beef” and he was like what? I said yea I was literally gonna leave you saw me get up. He didn’t hear me say hold on. And then I was like yea it’s cancer. He goes woah. I make an adhd joke, he agrees. I do later I said all is forgiven what a dawg gotta do.? No answer 😩

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Anonymous OP 9w

If you do it I’ll do it and drop the DM pic. I have nothing to lose if I shake up my pics every now and then 💀😭

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Anonymous #1 9w

screenshot what yall said last

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Anonymous OP 9w

BABAHAHAB OVER A MONTH AGO

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Anonymous #1 9w

But the old convo was FIREEEE for a week straight I stg wish I recorded it

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Anonymous #1 9w

fuck mine is 10 days ago, okay we both gotta craft good messages then 😭

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Anonymous OP 9w

Drop that last dm baby girl

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Anonymous #1 9w

we have to send smn thats not desperate but like…them wanting more.

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Anonymous #1 9w

then this. honestly idek what we should say…

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Anonymous OP 9w

For you I would say smth like “I’m still in need of your guide for XYZ if you’re available 😊”

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Anonymous #10 9w

LMAO 😭 who’s that? i don’t like kpop at all, i also swiped left on this man immediately

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Anonymous #10 9w

😔 ur mean im not stinky i have been told i smell very yummy by many. ur just a hater 😔😔😔😔

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Anonymous OP 9w

Or be like “Hey would you wanna check out this (Beach, small cute town, fest, etc) with me? I’ll be your tour guide”

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Anonymous #1 9w

i would say for you something along the lines of super bold…i think yall are at that point

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Anonymous #1 9w

if he doesn’t answer i will CREAM

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Anonymous #1 9w

wait no not cream i meant SCREAM IM CRYING

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Anonymous OP 9w

YIKES

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Anonymous OP 9w

I’ll do one more shot. Like I said I don’t care super much I can always live my life as I have been🤷🏼‍♀️ he probably stinks or smth if I got too close there’s always smth wrong w a man

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Anonymous OP 9w

Crackhead energy

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Anonymous #12 9w

😔 don’t yall dare refer me to something similar to this man.

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Anonymous #1 9w

💀 or his breath stinks

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Anonymous #12 9w

NABAHHA the crackhead got me yeaaaa I’m crazy but like. Manic pixie dream not crack. Like adhd but really really really really bad. Maybe I’ll make it extra creepy and wait another month

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Anonymous #14 9w

exactly how it was in florida 😔

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Anonymous OP 9w

yeah im in upstate new york😭northern country boys arent much different

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Anonymous #14 9w

oh girl…trust me i get you…im in putnam westchester county i grew up here my whole life. i know EXACTLY what you mean

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Anonymous #1 9w

we’re just delusional it’s okay

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Anonymous OP 9w

Girl dm me you’re funny asf internet friends ? 😭

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Anonymous #1 9w

omg yes. dm me. update tho im about to get a pedicure and tell me why the man who’s about to do it has a whole sleeve is tall and has piercings IM GONNA SCREAM HES GOINF TO SEE MY CRUSTY ASS FEET

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Anonymous #1 9w

i swear the universe fucked me.

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Anonymous #16 9w

💀💀 no seriously

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Anonymous #1 9w

wait open ur dms!!

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Anonymous OP 9w

Remember that the most undesirable men are the ones who will be single most often, so the shitty profiles are overrepresented compared to number of people interested over the course of a longer time frame

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Anonymous #18 9w

No shit, I wouldn’t swipe on my own bf if he had another chick on his profile when I had tinder

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Anonymous OP 9w

Proud of the growth 🙏

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Anonymous OP 8w

Okay I apologize sorry, I just hate kpop Stans bc of the phase my sister went through, I can still hear the shrill Korean boy bands voices piercing through the air 😔 you seem nice

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Anonymous #10 8w

LMAO no it’s okay i know what ur talking about. i really like anyone but asian and hispanic men just hit different for me lol. i know ur sister damn well watched kpop demon hunters

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Anonymous #1 7w

GIRL IM MESSAGING HIM RN

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Anonymous #1 7w

i had the balls after all this time to message him

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Anonymous OP 7w

I reset my bumble. My hotties are gone. I got 2 still on my snap time for a reset

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