So I got this baby pink body pillow bc I have scoliosis/hip pain and heard they help with that. Thought it was cute. But my roomie said it looks like a giant penis & keeps laughing at me. She said “goodnight to you and your penis”. I should kms. 😭🎀💕
So now I just felt sorry for myself and bought a squishmallow to ease the pain of owning a giant penis pillow. 😭💖
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Anonymous8w
Like I’m sobbing because I sleep basically hugging the top and the bottom between my legs. But now all I think is that it looks like I’m cuddling a fucking giant schlong in my cute girly bed, in my cute girly room.
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Anonymous8w
But also I hate my roommate because she ruined it for me and my autistic ass probably wouldn’t have noticed this connection myself. 😭😭😭😭😭😭