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girlboard 1d
The louder the car the smaller the dick
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Anonymous 1d

We gotta figure out how to incorporate cyber trucks into this cause they have small dicks too

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Anonymous 1d

Bigger the truck smaller da dih ✌️

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Anonymous 1d

truer words have never been spoken

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Anonymous 1d

As a girl with a loud car and no dick... yes!

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Anonymous 1d

same thing with the extra lifted bbl trucks that don’t have a speck of dirt on em

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Anonymous 18h

I can confirm. My ex had a loud as truck. He was 3 inches. 4 at best.

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Anonymous 23h

Fax I have a really loud muscle car and got work to make it louder and I have a very small Johnson like very small very

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Anonymous 21h

it sounds like a wet fart from an ass

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Anonymous 18h

Stg this is true asf 😂 source: my cars are all insanely loud and I’m president of the 🦐 gang

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Anonymous 22h

soooo true

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Anonymous 19h

My car is very silent (I don’t have one), what does this mean for me?

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Anonymous 16h

no my buddy has a quiet car but a small dick

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Anonymous 16h

It’s about the motion of the ocean not the size of the sail 🫡

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Anonymous 4h

My car is a quiet little mini because I’m compensating for my enormous penis

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Anonymous 1d

Not trueeee

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Anonymous 22h

Actually not true my mans car is SO loud and annoying but his dick is HUGE

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Anonymous 20h

Loud exhaust is equivalent to women dressing sexy. We do it becuase we like it not for the other genders attention

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Anonymous 1d

is this what u mean as loud?

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

they have negative dick

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Anonymous 1d

TINY WEEWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Anonymous 1d

Why are you even in here ew wtf

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 1d

No the ones with all the exhaust boosters and stuff lol

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Anonymous 1d

Okay but no one else does, it’s a MASSIVE nuisance

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 1d

Subs double ur testosterone

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 1d

Hiplet😹

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Anonymous replying to -> #13 1d

Ok that’s true for the people with straight piped 4 bangers but a good sounding exhaust isn’t even bad

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 23h

no bc that would imply they have a pussy and they don’t deserve that respect

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Anonymous replying to -> cargovroom.ig 23h

Your name is car go vroom

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 23h

Nasty 🤮🤢🤢🤢🤢

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Anonymous replying to -> cargovroom.ig 22h

Off topic but I like your taste in names lol

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Anonymous replying to -> #15 22h

yeah and?? i’m a girl 🤷‍♀️

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Anonymous replying to -> cargo_vroom 22h

lmao thanks twin i like urs too

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Anonymous replying to -> #24 21h

anyone tryna fuck

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 18h

no bitch

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Anonymous replying to -> #26 18h

you’re normal

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Anonymous replying to -> #15 18h

The big dick energy is there, but hey, their Rizz might just be negative lol

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Anonymous replying to -> #25 18h

This is the exact dumb response of an individual who has a tiny one

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Anonymous replying to -> #25 17h

But it doesn’t attract most women, it’s annoying and makes you seem stupid. Like you’re literally paying to make your car a nuisance and perform worse just so it can “sound cool”

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Anonymous replying to -> #30 15h

eh. I build and tune cars and if you do it right it helps with performance, especially on boosted cars. but the garbo cars usually aren't tuning for their exhaust lol

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Anonymous replying to -> #33 15h

They don’t about the c6 Z06

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 12h

Would you let it slide if I use my truck for off-roading and not being a pavement princess

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