My 50yo coworker: I felt like the coolest girl showing up to prom with a guy 12 years older than me
Me externally: Awww
Me internally: Girl you were a victim-
TWELVE YEARS?!?!? That man had a mortgage and she was late for algebra!!!
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Anonymous#11d
I KNOW BUT I COULDN'T BE MEAN BECAUSE IT WAS THEIR ANNIVERSARY AND HE'S DEAD SO I'M JUST LIKE "aww you guys went to prom together 😁🥸🤨" AND INTERNALLY I'M LIKE HOW DO I TELL THIS WOMAN THAT THIS WAS NOT THE SWEET, ROMANTIC STORY SHE WANTED IT TO BE?!?!
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AnonymousOP1d
All we can do is let you believe it was a love story 😭