Use a seam ripper and unstitch his clothes

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Doctor it with his name and mail it to his rents like he had the results sent to the wrong address, he’ll deny, they won’t believe him

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Marbles in the gas tank. It won’t cause any damage, but it’ll make this huge noise that he’s gonna spend thousands trying to figure out

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hide some food in his bed or around it that he may never find. it’ll go rotten and smell. put flour in his charging port. i like the seam ripper idea, take it to the ass of his pants. just rip part of it, so that he may not notice until someone tells him

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you can order a pack of labybugs from amazon to his house. they are kinda just loose in the box so once he opens it itll be hard to get rid of them. you can also write his number on the inside of a bunch of bathroom stalls and sign him up for the Scientology mailing list.

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There’s a petty revenge community on here with good ideas

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Its late game but you can just get notified of his obituary and defecate on his grave. Do it the night before the birthday after his passing so anyone who shows up knows he wronged someone

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depends on how gnarly you wanna get with it… one of my worst is sticking his toothbrush in the toilet water and then putting it back. CLEAN toilet water, im not a monster. but still, toilet water.

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Get a little piece of shrimp and attach it under his car seat with some tape. He will be looking for where the smell is coming from for probably like ever

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the girlies are psycho and I’m 100% here for it

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