Dear Nora, The gift of life truly is a surprise - mostly because I’m surprised anyone would willingly sleep with you. Wishing you luck on this next adventure; however, I am unable to attend. I’m free Saturday, I just don’t like you. Much love, Sharlene Mary Williams

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As the kids say, I will “low key” be out of town that day. Congratulations though! Please don’t kick me out of the neighborhood community 🤣🍷wap wap - Sharul ❤️

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Dear Nora, This is Brenda, the HOA President. I don't recall ever planning this event nor hearing from anyone on the committee about it. Therefore, I am denying you access to the meeting room, as we have a very important conversation to have regarding some community members leaving trash cans out past the designated date. I'm sure you can move it to a park or something. I think it's supposed to rain on Saturday; you should probably call someone to find a new venue. Find a new space, Brenda

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Oh, joy!!! 😊 Hot mama bear, you’re lookin’ irrestistable as ever!!! Congrats!!! 🥳

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