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tomatotomato

Hello ladies! 😀 My husband, Jimothy, and I are hosting a potluck to celebrate our brave American heroes! 🦅 Meet at Freedom Park at 6pm! Be sure to bring treats for everyone! Jimothy will be grilling his specialty - burgers that are both raw and burnt!!
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Anonymous 11w

Please avoid all food dyes, preservatives, and ingredients with names longer than 2 syllables! This mama doesn’t like it when her children (both 240 months) eat artificial. 🙂 #happydays #banred40 #eagleemoji

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Anonymous replying to -> tomatotomato 11w

Does that include tomatoes? That’s three syllables and the red looks awfully bright…

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 11w

Tomatoes are only bad if you eat 40 of them. Thats how the dems give you the woke mindvirus! Anything red you cant eat more than 39 or you’ll be dying your hair and promoting civil rights!

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