WHEN I THINK OF ASHELIGH AITKEN JONES I THINK OF WHEN SHE QUEEFED GLITTER DUST AT BIBLE STUDY IT PROPELED HER INTO THE AIR AND SHE BONKED HER HEAD AND BADONADONK ON THE CEILING AND HAD TO GO TO THE URGNET CAR. TWAS A BADONAKDONK BONK OF THE HIGHEST ORDER