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hey everyone! Cheryl 🍷here! I just wanted to check in with you all as I haven’t been active on this page. Any drama with the other moms I missed? Just let me know!
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Anonymous 10w

There was a suspicious individual lurking in Becca’s neighborhood last week. Apparently he was doing “yard work” for the young couple across the street, but he certainly didn’t look like a working professional, and he smelled like you-know-what! 🥬🤣 The Brekenheigham Village Police certainly told him what’s what.

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Anonymous 9w

Of course soon as Condescending Cheryl arrives she’s going nose-job deep in the drama already. She is always up in everyone’s business it’s honestly quite embarrassing.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 9w

Thank you for updating me! That sounds very suspicious 🤨

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Anonymous replying to -> light_pink_castle34 9w

Well excuse me for having the audacity to care! Some of us were born to lead the HOA meetings, not sit silently sipping lukewarm frappes in the background like it’s a talent.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 9w

I mean what else can I do other than sit back and laugh at the mockery you’re doing to our beautiful cul-de-sac? If I didn’t actually live here I’d assume you were running a little section 8 operation. Anywhooo toodle peaches. I’m out a jog, i’d invite you but no one wants to see those orthopedic stompers you claim “are medically prescribed.”

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Anonymous replying to -> light_pink_castle34 9w

A jog? How brave of you to terrorize the sidewalk like that—please let the squirrels know you’re coming so they can evacuate. And sweetie, these ‘orthopedic stompers’ have done more steps than your clearance Skechers ever could—bless their overpronated little hearts. Now run along, darling. The cul-de-sac doesn’t need your cardio—it needs taste, and you’ve been out of breath from that for years.

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