Anonymous #1 8h

Sally, it’s actually your Jake who is trying to tempt my lovely Sarah. She has been working very hard with Rebecca on her Bible study. Every Saturday, they are both in Sarah’s room and screaming to God about how good His Holy Spirit feels for them both. YOU are not invited and I’m going to need my hair curler back. Thank you.

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Anonymous OP 8h

Dearest Janice if Jake is the problem then why does Sarah wear such revealing clothing. I saw her walking around the neighborhood holding hands with her gal pal in spaghetti straps. My poor Jake does not want to sin. Please encourage her to wear that nice pink and orange cardigan more often. Additionally you cannot uninvite me from the event you are not in charge of and do not know when it is. And your hair curler is being used by my Jakey. He says he is enhancing his masculine hair

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Anonymous #1 8h

Sal, remember what our Lord says! Matthew 5:29, he can pluck his eye out if it causes him to sin. I’ve checked her straps and they are three fingers wide and pulled up tall. And no, you will not be allowed at the event as I’m the co-organiser as of this evening at 6:19:42. Your little Jakey is curling his hair? Using a device for GIRLS!? I think he’s being transgendered!!! I’m calling Pastor Nicholas!!

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