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Per our new HOA guidelines which we mutually agreed up at the latest meeting, orgasms that do not result in the procreation of new life will now be banned within our communities. This will help our children stay focused on the lord instead!!
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Anonymous 2d

I am appalled that our HOA is focusing on such inappropriate and sexual topics. We will be praying for you all at Thursday Bible Study.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 2d

After catching your daughter LilianMcKihnaighly participating in heathen activities with the mailman behind the dumpsters it was a necessity to address this matter before she corrupts thy holy neighborhood. REPENT!!

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 2d

My daughter’s name is LeighLeighLeighLeigh. So you are clearly mistaken. Do your research before you start hurling false accusations!

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 2d

This is LillianMcKihnaighly’s mom. How DARE you accuse my sweet angel of such activities! Clearly you need Jesus if you’re fantasizing about such grotesque behavior about my darling perfect daughter. REPENT!! Sent from Sue’s iPad

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

After further investigation and review of drone and camera footage, it turns out this “mailman” was actually LillianMckihnaighly dressed in a Halloween costume and making out and fornicating with LeighLeighLeighLeigh. We will NOT tolerate Lebaneseism or HGTV nonsense in this holy HOA. We will be having an HOA meeting about this reporting this to DEI and the FBI AND BDSM!!!!!

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

More false accusations. And I cannot believe you are advocating BDSM in the HOA. Shameful!

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

The Bureau of Discipline for Sexual Mischief is instrumental to the protection of the lords purity we want to carry and maintain in this HOA! Of course we are going to advocate for it! REPENT

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

Shameful indeed! I say we hold a vote to remove this liar from our HOA and protect our daughters from these false accusations

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