You like your women in sealed plastic bags???

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Italian? Moldy? Creamy? Holey? White? Swiss? Hot? On corn chips? On a bed (of rice)? In a fountain? In the shape of a wheel? In your fridge? Freezer? Not expired? On a shelf? Puffy? Fried? Baked? Grated? Sharp? Tangy? Smooth? Sliced? In bulk? I could go on for days

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Drippy?

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Fat free?

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Blue?

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guys i think he means shredded…like ripped muscle mommies or something

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Dexter?

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I read it as shredded, in the torn to pieces sense, and didn’t bat and eye. And now, about 45 minutes later I realize which shredded you meant.

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Im guessing you don’t like cheese.

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White or yellow, full of milk

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Cold and behind glass?

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Smelly?

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the pole looks like a giant cheese stick lmao

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Lobotomized haha

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Cut, cold, and delicious? Sealed and ready to go? Concealed with a plastic barrier? Shredded, gym girlies💪?

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