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Remember gentleman. If a girl at the gym is making eye contact with u DO NOT I repeat DO NOT go try to talk to her. She is looking at u bc she is a federal agent. A real girl will never make eye contact. And will brutally reject u if u talk to her.
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Anonymous 30w

can confirm, i’m not a girl i’m a fed

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Anonymous 30w

She just wants the machine you’re on bro 😔

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Anonymous 30w

Guys as a very heavy lifter, do not approach women bc they look at you, they are scary

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Anonymous 30w

I mean idk if a cute guy respectfully approached me I don’t think I’d mind

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Anonymous 30w

as a girl, if i’m making eye contact it’s bc i WANT you to approach me. as a fed, approach me and cease living.

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Anonymous 30w

Sometimes we just want something pretty to look at and if it happens to be your muscles then that’s just what it is that day🤷‍♀️

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Anonymous 30w

I’m just looking at your form 😬

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Anonymous 30w

Uhh no we look at guys cuz we wanna get as jacked as them.. 😙

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Anonymous 30w

bro tryna eliminate the competition

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Anonymous 30w

😭😭😭😭

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Anonymous 30w

I be looking niggas up and down at the gym like mm mm mmm 😋 just for a second tho and then I go back to minding my own

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Anonymous 30w

Don't talk to people when your in the gym unless you know each other

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Anonymous 30w

The gym is a war zone one conversation can end your life.

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Anonymous 30w

i make eye contact on accident because i can’t see since i don’t wear my contacts or glasses in the gym

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Anonymous 30w

nooo now the cute guys won’t come up to us😢

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Anonymous 30w

I just want to know how the machine works to try it 😭

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Anonymous 30w

No girl wants this

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Anonymous 30w

She just wanted next on the cables 😭

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Anonymous 30w

All women are feds. They want to get you to reveal the names inside the group chat. STAY STRONG MEN

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Anonymous 30w

Can confirm. I am a Manchurian candidate. Blink a certain pattern and you active me as a sleeper agent lmao. Jk, I’m cool with guys approaching. I usually wave and say hey every time I see them and become the gym tapped

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Anonymous 30w

I’d love to approach a woman and compliment her and ask her out but a lot of women have a lot of peeper in rejection and embarrassment right there man

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Anonymous 30w

Twin i don’t know when people are looking at me

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Anonymous 30w

tru

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Anonymous 30w

Same with the girl next to me in class 😩🥸

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Anonymous 30w

For the record I love these comments 😭

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Anonymous 30w

Ong

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 30w

That’s what a fed would say😑

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 30w

I’m a girl trust!!!

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 30w

Not a fed!

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 30w

Girl fed😑

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 30w

No dude I swear trust trust

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 30w

If he’s cute n respectful I don’t see why not

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 30w

No😑

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 30w

Ok ;(

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 30w

Female agent propaganda

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 30w

AAAAAAH I just want a pretty strong man to love me is that so bad?!

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 30w

Also what a fed would say😑

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 30w

Least this one’s honest🤣

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 30w

What if a below average guy respectfully approached you

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 30w

Brutal rejection and soul crushing cruelty. Every single time. UNLESS she’s a fed.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 30w

🤷🏻‍♀️I feel like most girls haven’t been approached so idk. If she rejects u she just wasn’t the one at least u tried.

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 30w

Eh. I would be kind and courteous but I might reject him, mainly because I’ve been burned before n I’d rather get pricked by a rose than shanked with a rusty knife.

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 30w

😑

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 30w

Guys this one might not be a fed😅

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 30w

😭😭😭 that is wild

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 30w

Can’t tell tbh. It just feels like it’s unknown

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 30w

This guy gets it

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 30w

STOP LMFAOOOO

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 30w

Sorry to thwart your mission😁

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 30w

😭😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 30w

Show us ur cock

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 30w

I don’t have one

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 30w

Ball knower

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Anonymous replying to -> #21 30w

RIGHT HERE OFFICER. FED RIGHT HERE!!!!

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 30w

This needs more upvotes

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Anonymous replying to -> #23 30w

*the gym yapper

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Anonymous replying to -> #21 30w

Undercover agent ahh comment

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 30w

And how does that make you feel?

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 30w

Well I don’t want one so pretty good

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 30w

*Sigmund Freud disliked that*

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 30w

penis envy in the big 25 🥀

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 30w

THIS

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Anonymous replying to -> #30 30w

(It’s because im blind)

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