non local consciousness compelling all of you to work out at the same time for reasons beyond our comprehension

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It means you’re just slacking and they’re there 24/7

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They’re probably thinking the same about you 😭😭🤣

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The Truman Show

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It’s just a simulation and you’re a part of it

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Gym couldn’t afford to pay more background characters

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yah bro it’s a simulation

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they thought the same about you

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