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The weird part is while this is a shitpost, it could also be a shitpost made by a bored geologist with actual accurate wine-rock pairings
Concrete and Josh
still can't believe gravel is a wine descriptor
As someone who knows nothing about wine or rocks this makes perfect sense
Do you lick rock first then drink the wine? Or dip it in the wine and then lick the rock?
Hard
I fully believe this to be the case and am tempted to actually get each wine a rock pairing to try
*and
If you do, make sure to tell me how licking a wine-dipped rock goes . . . That's probably a new sentence
Like people always say they taste “earthy tones” or something in wine so yeah. Next we need types of wood with scotch
I’m choosing to believe this is a real post but about the type of soil the grapes are grown in
Literally n figuratively btw
This guy gets it