Not true, the average American does not eat that much cheese, there’s just this one guy who eats so much cheese that it drives up the average for everyone else. That one guy would be me
You had me in the first half. I was getting upset reading your post thinking this is one of those pretentious “actually” people. Then I realized you were just a cheese connoisseur, and I have to tip my cap in respect for you to drive up those numbers.