Hookup Horror Stories on Yik Yak | Ok me and this guy had sex and everything was great. It was wonderful actually he ate me til i cried and then i was like how do you know how to do that and this man says “cuz im the goat” and makes a goat noise. That ick-ed me out 😭

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Ok me and this guy had sex and everything was great. It was wonderful actually he ate me til i cried and then i was like how do you know how to do that and this man says “cuz im the goat” and makes a goat noise. That ick-ed me out 😭

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Anonymous 16h

Nah marry him that’s funny as fuck

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Anonymous 19h

"Cuz I'm the goat BAAAAAAA"

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Anonymous 16h

pass the controller if you ain't playing

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Anonymous 20h

LMFAO HELL NO😭

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Anonymous 18h

there’s always fucking something. he was SO CLOSE to being a good hookup

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Anonymous 14h

Wait that’s funny af though 😭

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Anonymous 13h

Hell call me a lab all I’m good for is licking

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Anonymous 11h

Get him my way!

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Anonymous 9h

i would have laughed in shock lmfaoo

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Anonymous

#3 18h

What else would you even say to that question ngl

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Anonymous

#2 18h

"Yeah I eat it a lot"😭

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Anonymous

#2 15h

woof woof cause i lick everything 🐶 then lick her face

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