Hookup Horror Stories on Yik Yak | Ok me and this guy had sex and everything was great. It was wonderful actually he ate me til i cried and then i was like how do you know how to do that and this man says “cuz im the goat” and makes a goat noise. That ick-ed me out 😭

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Ok me and this guy had sex and everything was great. It was wonderful actually he ate me til i cried and then i was like how do you know how to do that and this man says “cuz im the goat” and makes a goat noise. That ick-ed me out 😭

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Anonymous 2w

Nah marry him that’s funny as fuck

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Anonymous 2w

pass the controller if you ain't playing

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Anonymous 2w

"Cuz I'm the goat BAAAAAAA"

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Anonymous 2w

there’s always fucking something. he was SO CLOSE to being a good hookup

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Anonymous 2w

Wait that’s funny af though 😭

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Anonymous 2w

LMFAO HELL NO😭

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Anonymous 2w

Hell call me a lab all I’m good for is licking

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Anonymous 2w

Get him my way!

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Anonymous 2w

i would have laughed in shock lmfaoo

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Anonymous 1w

Bro ruined a good moment 😭

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Anonymous

#3 2w

What else would you even say to that question ngl

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Anonymous

#2 2w

"Yeah I eat it a lot"😭

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Anonymous

#2 2w

woof woof cause i lick everything 🐶 then lick her face

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Anonymous

#3 2w

bro how is this worse than what he originally said 💔

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