HM: When no one wants to go somewhere with me but I know my boyfriend (if I had one) would go..

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-when I’m horned out

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Uber, ATM, and Santa Claus all in one. Wow!

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-when my car is broken -when I’m trying to sleep -when I’m cold -when I’m in stores -when I’m invited to parties

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Heyyyy

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This reminds me of how men will say they're built to be providers then complain when women want a provider 😭

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after a night out

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😂 I love to drive, my girlfriend can’t, and I have a nice car. She’s my passenger queen for real.

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hm: sundays

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-when I have to go to the mechanic

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You want someone for materialistic gain you disgusting person

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On days that start with a T: Tuesday Thursday Today Tomorrow…

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pretty much on most important events, cause on other days you have a boss

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on my period

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Valentine’s Day, Near Christmas, Near graduation day

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Ain’t that the TRUTH

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having a bf on my bday has always ruined my day

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i want a bf or gf for: -cuddles -when I wake up from a nightmare -to go to events with -to bite -to be bitten by -to have someone to hug -to tell my stupid ideas before I go embarrass myself with them in public -to play games with. Times i dont want a bf/gf: when j want to schedule things without needing to ask someone, when I wanna go travel alone, when I am tired of socialising, most of the time lol

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-when I want someone to drop me off food 😂😂😂 that’s about it

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-when I’m ovulating -most of the time

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don’t forget sundays

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When I need a kiss (all the time)

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when im watching a movie alone on a rainy day

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dw. ur better off without a man because they end up ruining/not doing all these things anyways

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