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he refused to throw the condom away at my house and fully took it with him when he left 💀
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Anonymous 42w

He’s prolly from a secretly wealthy family

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Anonymous 42w

bro wanted a souvenir

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Anonymous 42w

If I was a man I would do that. You don't know who you can trust

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Anonymous 42w

Ngl if you don’t know each other that well this is a valid move from him

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Anonymous 42w

But I do it slyly

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Anonymous 42w

Valid

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Anonymous 42w

Ngl I’ve been there before too

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Anonymous 42w

That’s my guy right there, tell him I said nice work. PS when he got home, he smelt it. And prolly licked it

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 42w

what am i gonna do with it 💀 don’t sperm die pretty quickly outside the human body anyways

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 42w

impregnate yourself maybe 🤔 My first thought was someone immediately going for the trashed condom with a turkey baster

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Anonymous replying to -> prettydicky 42w

😦

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 42w

no as long as it doesn’t dry out. so up to maybe an hour max

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 42w

Low key if you get with him again ask why and just lay the facts lol

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 42w

I think so but it can last a while I know a few rich people got in trouble putting stuff like hot sauce in used ones

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 42w

Nope you can even freeze it to keep it alive for a while

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 42w

that’s not true😭💀

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 42w

im offended he thinks i would do something like that tbh. debating on not hu with him again over this

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 42w

You don't know what he has gone through in the past. There is probably a good reason he does that.

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Anonymous replying to -> #13 42w

EWWWWW 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #13 42w

That’s just you man

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 42w

*spits condom out of mouth* Yeah, you freak

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 42w

Offended by him not giving consent to put HIS sperm somewhere is crazy

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Anonymous replying to -> #15 42w

offended by the unspoken insinuation that i would take advantage of him in that way.

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 42w

You should not be having sex at all if you cannot trust the person at this level

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Anonymous replying to -> prettydicky 42w

i did not know this was a concern that men had tbh

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 42w

No, it can last a while especially in moist environs

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 42w

Or its previous experiences… its like a prenup before getting married, its to protect him AND/OR YOU so why would you feel a way about it?

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 42w

U live under a rock? 😐

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 42w

in what way would that protect me 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 42w

You don’t want the harsh truths believe me lol. But you seem cool about it so kudos, he’s kind of a d bag for making it obvious what he was doing

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Anonymous replying to -> bbc_news 42w

Your username is so funny so thematic

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 42w

🤷🏾‍♂️

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Anonymous replying to -> prettydicky 42w

lol yea he fully said “i don’t wanna throw this away here im gonna take it home.” AND FISHED IT OUT OF THE TRASH CAN

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 42w

It’s just a cool thing to have, one time a girl gave me head and a strand of hair got Stuck in my underwear. I kept the strand of hair and it’s in a box in my room 2 years later. Just a memory thing

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Anonymous replying to -> #13 42w

what 😀

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 42w

It does happen

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Anonymous replying to -> #21 42w

Uh I’m the dude

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Anonymous replying to -> #13 42w

Uh my reply is to the post, not anything you said

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Anonymous replying to -> #21 42w

it was the first time we linked

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 42w

Ok yeah it sounds like you just weren’t used to how cautious some guys can be. Don’t take it personally. There are baby-trapping women out there

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Anonymous replying to -> #21 42w
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Anonymous replying to -> OP 42w

swimmers could last for 5 days

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