He got that farmer dick

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Live laugh love Cornell AnSci

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i’m turned on

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What the hell

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Save a horse, ride a cowboy

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someone said “smell was awful but sec was good” the smell wasn’t what made it a true horror story. he turns on the news and we fuck. news ends. a documentary about finding the descendants of jesus christ turns on mid fuck. he does not turn it off. there’s actually a lot of people who claim to have physical evidence that jesus was real that i didn’t know about.

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I like to cuss like I was raised in a barn

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In a similar vein, my boyfriend had a ceremony, and basically his mentees got to trash his dorm. They cut hay bails inside his dorm so when he and his roomies came back it was COVERED in about 2 hay bails.

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