Hookup Horror Stories on Yik Yak | One time, I was giving head I spit on his shi to make it wet and he goes “hawk tuah spit on that thang”. I immediately stop and look and him and he was so confused as to why I stopped. He was dead serious and thought it was funny. I cringed so hard.

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One time, I was giving head I spit on his shi to make it wet and he goes “hawk tuah spit on that thang”. I immediately stop and look and him and he was so confused as to why I stopped. He was dead serious and thought it was funny. I cringed so hard.

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Anonymous 1w

It was funny bc you did spit on it I was hooking up with a girl and she started trying to jerk me off and it made a noise that sounded like rubber boots squeaking and I looked at her and started laughing

Anonymous 1w

That is funny, if you don’t find that humorous you’re the problem

Anonymous 1w

Oh that’s bad. Nah id get turned off so fast

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#2 1w

mind you me and the guy were JUST hooking up. I knew he liked me but I did not like him. He is the corniest mf ever but he does have a nice body which is why I cracked

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Anonymous

#2 1w

I urge you to try it next time and see what happens. I guarantee you’re gonna get left with blue balls because that’s weird asf🤣