I was dating this guy for a little bit and every time we’d have sex he would finish in like 30 seconds, never try to get me off, and then we would cuddle and he would talk about himself for like an hour. It was so brutal
Nahhh bro you got the “love interest of the main character” treatment
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Anonymous#116w
Lmao my boyfriend and I were literally just joking about how we’re always doing side character shit in other people’s stories, so this tracks for me (unfortunately)
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AnonymousOP16w
Literally your description sounded like a movie scene where they do a weird series of soft core shots with calming music to imply sex and then the mc is going on a monologue right after
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Anonymous#116w
Even those soft core shots last longer than 30 seconds 😭😭
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AnonymousOP16w
Well yeah because they record the same 30 seconds from multiple angles and then splice them together to get more footage