Hookup Horror Stories on Yik Yak | I’m kinda an idiot for this but we get to the hotel room, he tells me to close my eyes. I open them and there’s a tarp on the bed. He tells me to lay down and close my eyes and then he smashes a pie onto my stomach. And then he rubs himself on me… 😭

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I’m kinda an idiot for this but we get to the hotel room, he tells me to close my eyes. I open them and there’s a tarp on the bed. He tells me to lay down and close my eyes and then he smashes a pie onto my stomach. And then he rubs himself on me… 😭

Anonymous 14w

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Anonymous 14w

I thought ts was about to be a murder scene. Honestly this is a much better alternative 😭

Anonymous 14w

SORRY?

Anonymous 14w

are you okay?? is HE okay??? what the fuck??? ……what kind of pie was it?

Anonymous 14w

If I’m meeting up with a stranger and they put down a tarp, I’m fearing for my life 😭

Anonymous 14w

I was here thinking “damn someone was a big fan of American Pie” but then it’s PUMPKIN? That’s so much worse. Why is that so much worse?

Anonymous 14w

Oh my god I thought this was gonna be some Joe Goldberg type shit

Anonymous 14w

Is this supposed to be some kind of fetish!!!??

Anonymous 14w

I thought that said PIPE at first and was quite alarmed with the comments 😭😭

Anonymous 14w

I feel like this is one of those things that you discuss with someone before you literally dump an entire pie on them 😭😭

Anonymous 13w

how does one get out of this situation?

Anonymous 13w

did he pay you

Anonymous

#1 14w

That’s how I felt 😭

Anonymous

#2 14w

The tarp had me shook

Anonymous

OP 14w

Me too babe tf 💀💀

Anonymous

#1 14w

Okay I thought yall was gonna paint a sexual canvas but that took a dark turn 😭

Anonymous

#4 14w

Mind you he offered a blind fold before any of this took place and I refused that. Shoulda been a red flag or idk. I not vanilla but this was unexpected 😭

Anonymous

OP 14w

*i’m

Anonymous

#5 14w

Pumpkin 😭

Anonymous

OP 14w

Any no shot he wasted a whole actual pie lmaoooo. I thought you meant just like whipped cream or something 😭

Anonymous

#2 14w

No no it was a whole pie. There was a second one but I was like no thank you

Anonymous

#2 14w

OH SHIT IT WASN’T WHIPPED CREAM 😭

Anonymous

OP 14w

OMG WHAT 😭😭 That’s so fuckin funny I’m so sorry lmaooo

Anonymous

#3 14w

I said pie damnit 😂 I wasn’t exaggerating. Washing it off had me even more like 0-0

Anonymous

OP 14w

This is insanity 🤣🤣

Anonymous

OP 14w

Did it hurt when he threw it on you cause 😭

Anonymous

#3 14w

He didn’t like throw it he kinda went and turned it over and went lip plap with it on my stomach and it was like :0. No what took the wind out of me was when he immediately like laid on top of me and started moving himself around on me

Anonymous

#3 14w

😭

Anonymous

#6 14w

The second pie was apple but I refused it

Anonymous

#5 14w

This isn’t even the worst part because he ended up eating some of it off of me and then he tried FEEDING ME SOME and I was like um no I’m good

Anonymous

OP 14w

SECOND ?!?!?!?!

Anonymous

OP 14w

IM SCREAMING WHAT HOW IS HE TURNED ON BY THAT 😭

Anonymous

#5 14w

😭 yer

Anonymous

#3 14w

YOU’RE TELLING ME

Anonymous

OP 14w

that shit cannot feel good please tell me you didn’t let him hit 😭

Anonymous

#3 14w

So like that’s the thing is idk if this is even sex bc he didn’t wanna hit he just wanted to do that. Though I think he may have done something in the shower after I was in it. I’m not sure 😭 He wanted me to sit on his face after we did the pie thing tho but I just feigned being tired

Anonymous

#7 14w

Yknow,,,,,,,,, I didn’t have the best survival skills

Anonymous

OP 14w

Well congrats on surviving. As long as you’re not traumatized this is an amazing story to be able to tell later in life

Anonymous

#7 14w

Oh, yeah it’s not that bad. It’s a funny one to tell 😂 just hadn’t posted about it before

Anonymous

OP 14w

Has this experience affected your pie preferences at all?

Anonymous

OP 14w

May this type of man never find sis again 😭

Anonymous

#7 14w

Hmmmm not really. I’m not much of a pie girlie… tho whenever I see a pumpkin pie I giggle a little 💀

Anonymous

OP 14w

That’s some A tier lore for your life, congratulations. You survived the humpkin pie

Anonymous

#7 14w

To this day I don’t even know this man’s name and he doesn’t know mine either 💀

Anonymous

OP 14w

I wonder if he thinks about you at all, or if you were simply his weekly pie girl

Anonymous

#7 14w

I have no idea 😭

Anonymous

#8 14w

😭

Anonymous

#12 14w

Well to be fair, I should have known something was up bc of his username

Anonymous

#13 13w

Naur. He got me dinner tho

Anonymous

OP 13w

before or after

Anonymous

#13 13w

Before

Anonymous

#14 13w

At which stage

Anonymous

OP 13w

maybe it’s just me but I don’t think I’d just assume someone was down w a pie dumping kink over a username 😭

Anonymous

#12 13w

His name was Squash 😭

Anonymous

OP 13w

Oh lmao 😭 that’s kinda funny actually