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Ever been slurping worms out of a pregnant ladies mud tunnel when her baby reaches out of her crotch pocket and tickles you on the bush broom??? Me neither.

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poetry ❤️

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Only 4 original sentences left

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Absolute baller of the english vernacular

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What does this even mean

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hm

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You heard me

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I’m a prophet

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Good word. That’s like a 9/11

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