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Hookup Horror Stories 9w
He jokingly asked if I’d buy him a Lego if he made me cum. I JOKED yes but damn that nerd wanted that Lego…. I got him one once I could walk
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Anonymous 9w

Don’t ever joke about a man and his Lego

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Anonymous 9w

“Damn that nerd wanted that Lego” is FRYING me girl good on you for finding you a nerd that’s that good. Unfortch the ones I keep finding are not😭

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Anonymous 9w

That’s cute

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Anonymous 9w

Are yall dating now? I need an update

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Anonymous 9w

Lego prostitution

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Anonymous 9w

This is so slutty nerd glasses core (me)

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Anonymous 9w

How is his a horror story?

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Anonymous 9w

One can only dream

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Anonymous 9w

Don’t play with a nerd… we will give you all kinds of pleasure for our legos and video games lol

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Anonymous 9w

Imagine not knowing the correct answer

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Anonymous 9w

Anyone want to buy me legos in return for orgasms?

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Anonymous 9w

Hot

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Anonymous 9w

How is this a horror story, sound s ike a win for everyone

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Anonymous 9w

Bought my man a Lego botanical set, which he is excitedly expecting. What he hasn’t anticipated is the accompanying Lego lights to go with it to illuminate the whole set as he builds it.

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Anonymous 9w

making me feel single 😔

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Anonymous 9w

Best thing I’ve read all day, you go girl

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Anonymous 9w

Anyone wanna buy me video games in return for orgasms? Lol

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Anonymous 9w

Top 5 things that never happened

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Anonymous 8w

but how is this a horror story?

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Anonymous 8w

Never underestimate the love for a nerd

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 9w

What Lego set are you gonna get him?

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 9w

This 6 leg walker thing from Star Wars

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 9w

He asked for a Lego before fucking!

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Anonymous replying to -> blue_hearts 9w

Haha not sure yet

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 9w

Doesn’t sound like a horror story

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 9w

You a guy?

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 9w

You a hetero?

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 9w

The atte

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 9w

Yeah that thing!

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 9w

Girl no wonder he was trying so hard, that’s a beautiful set!

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 9w

Sounds like*

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Anonymous replying to -> #15 9w
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Anonymous replying to -> #19 9w

Me! Me! Me!

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 9w

Well, not for me!!

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 9w

Unfortch is immaculate

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Anonymous replying to -> #19 9w

GENERAL KENOBI

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Anonymous replying to -> #21 9w

YOU ARE A BOLD ONE

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Anonymous replying to -> #19 9w

Star Wars nerd gotta be the worst nerd OAT

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 9w

Whatever you say sleemo. I’m also a physicist nerd, Harry Potter nerd, reading nerd, warhammer 40k nerd, and many more types of nerd. I’m a nerd beyond your wildest comprehension. But also I’m good with my fingers and that’s all I’ll say

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Anonymous replying to -> #19 9w

Bro is John Nerd😭and unc too

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 9w

Yeee, just got my bs in physics 😁 now time to find a job 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 9w

The ignorance of this person 🥱

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Anonymous replying to -> #21 9w

We meet againn.

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 9w

Zz’s Zo

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Anonymous replying to -> #26 9w

Do you need to find a nerdy bf too now?

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Anonymous replying to -> #21 8w

Who doesn’t

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 8w

DMs are open if anyone needs, I take vinyls instead of lego though👀

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