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Hookup Horror Stories 18h
my ex was so bad at giving head. he would lick my vag canal and not my clit but his nose was so big that it would rub my clit and that’s how i would get off
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Anonymous 18h

im fucking dead

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Anonymous 17h

If you turned around you could have gotten your butt rubbed too.

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Anonymous 15h

Just... communicate with him??

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Anonymous 14h

And u didn’t tell him or anything?

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Anonymous 14h

did you ever tell him (genuine question) i wonder if he knewjjddhgdh

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Anonymous 14h

IM DEADDDD

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Anonymous 13h

You know what they say about a guy with a big nose

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Anonymous 13h

this is why we love big noses

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Anonymous 14h

you should told him

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Anonymous 10h

deadass had a 35 year old dude do the exact same thing to me a couple months ago, mind u he had been married for a decade like bruh she didnt train u?????

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Anonymous 10h

THE CLIT IS A LIBERAL LIE. I BEN LUKIN FER THAT THANG SINCE 19SEBBNTY2

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Anonymous 13h

“Communication is key”

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Anonymous 8h

Was his name gru by chance? lol

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Anonymous 12h

LMFWOOAOAOAOAOA

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Anonymous 9h

i'm crying wtf

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Anonymous 10h

I am so fucking sorry

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Anonymous 6h

Find you a nerd. They know it’s as obvious as a boss’s weak point in any video game 😭

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Anonymous 6h

That’s incredibly rough… it’s not even that hard to find

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Anonymous 7h

I’ve never even gotten off having sex

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Anonymous 7h

GAOAOAOAOOAOA

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Anonymous 6h

Try w my good friend yuto

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Anonymous 5h

Shi i need some lessons than can u teach me 👀

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Anonymous 3h

I’m actually crying tears 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 a win is a win ig 🤷‍♀️

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Anonymous 10h

a win is a win

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 14h

he was like ik my nose better then my dick

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 13h

his nose was the key

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 13h

i'm dead this fixed my day

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 13h

he was never that freaky :(

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 13h

i didn’t tell him that his nose would rub my clit but i’ve told him where the clit was and that he needed to come up more. he never did

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Anonymous 13h

what did he say

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 13h

i tried but the nose felt good

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 13h

i did. i would move his hand, tell him to come up more, i even showed him where the clit was WITH THE LIGHTS ON and he still wouldn’t get the right spot😭

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 12h

so it was sheer incompetence on his end . . . my apologies 😔 something something you can guide a horse to water but you can't make him drink

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 12h

pretty much. it’s okay bc the man i have now is a true muncher and leaves me unable to walk and keeps going after i finish (but i also do it to him)

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 12h

#deserved

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 10h

Their ex was gru

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 10h

she showed him with the lights on 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #13 10h

omg noooo😭😭 some men are just stupid

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 10h

op said she did try to tell him and literally showed him where the clit was with the lights on

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Anonymous replying to -> #13 10h

this makes me so disappointed

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 9h

Nah I would’ve broke up with him after that cause why are you going back I know my body better than you the fuck???

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 9h

Buddy poking your belly button like nah I think it’s here I’m positive

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 9h

I did something like what the OP described my first time giving head (and a few times after) and the girl(s) didn’t say a THING. I even asked how it was. I realized years later after I had learned about how often women lie about how much they enjoy sex with men and did a deep dive on how to give head from lesbians on the internet. I even read a book (Come as You Are, Emily Nagoski) I know what I’m doing now but I still can’t believe how many girls didn’t just tell me

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 8h

Good on you. That’s the kind of incompetence you gotta worry about

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Anonymous replying to -> #22 8h

This is so hot that you did research that I’d wanna see how you do this 👀 don’t mind my horny brain just complimenting you

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Anonymous replying to -> #13 8h

How old are u lol

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Anonymous replying to -> #27 7h

Dangggg i do find some pleasure thats crazyyy

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Anonymous replying to -> #24 7h

i’m with you on this one 👀

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Anonymous replying to -> #24 7h

lol… 😅 I have to admit, the book was mostly because me and one of my exes were having intimacy issues, it wasn’t really because of the poor head. Funnily enough tho, she was never interested in the book herself—which is kinda telling. I haven’t run into any issues since with any partners after tho :)

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 7h

What is going on here?! 😭😭

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 6h

on GOD

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Anonymous replying to -> #26 6h

28

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 6h

u & me both girlie

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Anonymous replying to -> #30 3h

This is horribly demeaning as a nerd but also simultaneously flattering. I’m not sure how to feel. I didn’t learn where the clit is from playing dark souls, I swear!

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