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he tucked me into bed, straightened my stuffed animals, plugged my phone in and turned off low power mode, and then after he left he blocked me 
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Sounds like a gentleman
79 Anonymous 18h
Better than just leaving I guess damn 😭
28 Anonymous 14h
This is diabolically hilarious
9 Anonymous 11h
Anybody else getting Santa Clause vibes from this?
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this isnt a local community
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#4 21hShit just realized
16 Anonymous #8 11h
#8 11hLike if Santa was someone we were romantically interested in we would feel so differently about that mf
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