Anonymous #1 1w

Not in like a weird way in a like puss full of teeth way

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Anonymous #1 1w

Ok this was funny as hell

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bet u got nasty ass foreskin stfu

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I bet you’re fat and grow some dick cheese dj khaled ass

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Then yu gay🤣

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Anonymous boooty 1w

bro loves fantasizing about men

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The fact that yu thought that’s why they said your gay proves ur gay

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Anonymous boooty 1w

Mf YOU said it. You stupid asf

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Anonymous #7 1w

Hit a nerve there

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Anonymous boooty 1w

Just say u got a dirty dick bro quit projecting

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you’re a fucking chode

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Anonymous #14 1w

I’m a chode for having good hygiene? Right

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You live a sad life then

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Anonymous #13 1w

Ik u got dick cheese bro ik u ain’t coming at me for that loser😭

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So yu not tryna get the multivitamin of the day?

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Anonymous #23 1w

Leave him

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Anonymous #25 1w

Wtv floats your boat🤷‍♂️

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Anonymous boooty 1w

the dih is teww good I can’t

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Anonymous #23 1w

LMAOOA that’s valid, you got good dog just go find an eater you’ll have both

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Anonymous boooty 1w

wait this is the move tbh

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Anonymous #26 1w

Lmao this needs to be posted by itself bad trip🤣

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Anonymous #30 1w

Yo don’t wrry about that yall be forgeting the pussy cleans itself

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Anonymous #30 1w

My sister does this shit

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Anonymous boooty 1w

ur buggin respectfully

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Anonymous #4 1w

my hg said her friend did it before

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Anonymous #30 1w

Ewwww

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Anonymous #30 1w

🤷‍♂️

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Anonymous #32 1w

Fortnite taught me bushes are legendary 🗣️

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Anonymous #32 1w

Call me Russell from the movie UP cause the WILDERNESS MUST BE EXPLORED

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Anonymous #30 1w

gng what 😟

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Anonymous #35 1w

i heard about ts several times bro be careful out there

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Anonymous #38 1w

Nah we have standards for a reason

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Anonymous #36 1w

LOL if you wanna practice just tell them trust me they’ll talk yu thru it

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Anonymous boooty 1w

I don’t think “I’m tryna practice” is gonna go over well 😭

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Anonymous #28 1w

All yu need is that confidence trial and error🤣

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Anonymous #36 1w

Focus on the clit, luck or gently suck (you can switch between them), be as consistent as possible, do not get ANY teeth involved, use a finger or more if she’s cool with it

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Anonymous #37 1w

*lick

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Anonymous #37 1w

Ye also don’t be fingerblastin that shit going all fast cause trust they don’t feel shi

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Anonymous #37 1w

Alright I’ll see how she likes it and report back ig

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Anonymous #36 1w

Woooooo lets gooooo

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Anonymous #36 1w

I do want to emphasize GENTLY suck, that shit is sensitive

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Anonymous #37 1w

Yes like my first time was so bad this guy sucked with his TEETH

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Anonymous #4 1w

I can confidently say my teeth have never gotten involved when I’ve given head but I’ll keep it in mind

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Anonymous #4 1w

Even I managed to avoid that my first time, yeah. Good rule of thumb is anything you don’t want her doing to you down there, don’t do it to her

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i got u dm me

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Anonymous #41 1w

Sorry it’s the truth 🤷‍♀️ men don’t even know how it feels, so how could they be the best at it

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wyll?

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leave him and fw me

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i wish real men existed

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Anonymous #36 1w

ngl if you like a girl and she’s willing to do things with you just honestly tell her you wanna turn to a beast. then just lock in and enjoy the ride communication is sexy

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Anonymous #41 1w

This wonderful thing called ✨communication✨

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Anonymous #48 1w

Literally. He got me to finish, looked at me, then went down again. I NEVER got to beg my man to eat me out. He love it

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Anonymous #28 1w

I mean I’ve said it like once or twice and it’s worked ok so far 🤔

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Anonymous #15 1w

He’ll see me after not seeing me for a week and he right where he wanna be

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Anonymous #50 1w

Confidence can be learned

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Anonymous #30 1w

Nah did this to my cheating ex and his friend group. Lowk made them all share dna out of spite

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Anonymous #54 1w

Eating 🐱 is beta

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Anonymous #52 1w

L take

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Shi I’ll eat it if he won’t 🤚🏽

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ill eat it as many times as day you need

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I’m eating until I’m done

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daa? na we gotta meet fr get a lil friends wit benefits going

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ill definitely eat it

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shi we can meet somewhere on campus

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Nah bro man up and lock in

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Anonymous #4 1w

Say more

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Bro tap the 3 dots and click start a chat lol

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Anonymous geeddestroyer69 1w

Just a lil extra flavoring for u bro

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Anonymous #1 1w

Thats a movie

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Anonymous pirosnake 1w

Ur joking tell me the name rn

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Anonymous #1 1w

Teeth

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Anonymous #36 1w

You just gonna find the right person to let u practice on with no judgment 😊

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Anonymous geeddestroyer69 1w

Omg💀

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Anonymous #56 1w

Oh I ain’t ever stopped it

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Anonymous #48 1w

I eat till IM done

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Anonymous #65 1w

Gotchu

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Anonymous #31 1w

Into the thick of it 🎶🎵

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Anonymous #5 1w

I offer my gf every day she only lets me do it once in a while

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Anonymous #25 1w

Wife material

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Anonymous #52 1w

Eat that shit till I’m shaking

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Anonymous #52 1w

I’m a dude

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Anonymous #25 1w

LMAOOOO

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Anonymous #48 1w

Gotchu

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Anonymous #52 1w

I’ll still do it tho <3

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Anonymous #25 1w

Male wife*

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Anonymous #48 1w

Will do <3

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Anonymous #13 1w

Will do <3 I can cook and bake

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Anonymous #25 1w

Now I gotta eat ur buh bro why did you do this to me

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Anonymous #68 1w

Could always hmu

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Anonymous #25 1w

Wait chill I was joking

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Anonymous #70 1w

Aaaaaand jokes over

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Anonymous #25 1w

Can you make brownies?

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Anonymous #13 1w

I have

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Anonymous #25 1w

Were they good?

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Anonymous #13 1w

My friend group thinks so

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Anonymous #4 1w

Could have fooled me at 26

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Anonymous #32 1w

Ew no, hairs in my mouth ruins it

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Anonymous #72 1w

I will never understand that. If he wanna eat it let a mf eat. It’s good for the environment

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Anonymous #87 1w

He probably doesn’t do it right

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Anonymous #83 1w

I need that actionnnnn🧐🫣

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Anonymous #50 1w

Bro I’m autistic as fuck like sonic and Deltarune Austistic and I still get play bro that’s on you

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Anonymous larry.lobster 1w

That’s gross

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Anonymous #83 1w

To you 🤷🏾‍♂️

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Anonymous larry.lobster 1w

Diseases which may be transmitted by contact with feces include: bacterial diseases including shigellosis (bacillary dysentery); viral systemic diseases including hepatitis A, hepatitis B, hepatitis C, poliomyelitis, human papillomavirus (HPV) and herpes simplex virus; parasites including intestinal parasites; and infections and inflammations chlamydia infection, gastroenteritis, conjunctivitis, gonorrhea, lymphogranuloma venereum[17] and other sexually transmitted infections.[18]

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Anonymous larry.lobster 1w

And even if there were no risk of parasites eating shit is objectively gross.

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Anonymous #83 1w

Yeah, we will not be tongue punching any fart boxes

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Anonymous larry.lobster 1w

Nah I love eating ass too

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Anonymous #109 1w

What is a munch?

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Anonymous #106 1w

My nightmare fr :( I pray mine isn’t like that bro

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Anonymous #110 1w

Men who love eating puh for the game of eating puh. Not expecting or wanting head back usually.

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Anonymous #109 1w

I don’t want my girl to do it back because she’s awful at it. Would tell her to skip it but I don’t have the heart to tell her she’s no good.

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Anonymous #83 1w

As a girl you need to tell her 🙏

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Anonymous #1 1w

I agree. It’s awkward but I’d wanna know, plus it might be something medical.

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Anonymous #109 1w

It is kind of. Gag reflex. Can’t go past the head so it’s really just a hand job.

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Anonymous #83 1w

Won’t lie I thought I was replying to a different comment. But be honest with her and maybe yall can try something else

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Anonymous #83 1w

There is a sex podcast I listen to tell her to listen to that

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Anonymous #43 1w

Is something the podcast says going to get rid of her gag reflex?

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Anonymous #83 1w

Actually yes it helped me she gives tips

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Anonymous #43 1w

We’ll drop the episode please

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No shit bro

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dawg😭

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Anonymous #83 6d

One fart and ur cooked

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Anonymous #1 6d

Idk I’d probably just laugh. She hasn’t yet though.

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Anonymous #1 6d

And remember: “It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.” -James Joyce

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Anonymous #90 5d

nah she just ain’t as freaky as yall, I know damn well I’m doing shit right😭😭

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Anonymous #72 4d

“Freaky as YALL” is actually crazy af

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Anonymous #116 3d

Long as it’s clean and the person is consenting any hole’s a goal imo

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Anonymous #117 3d

As a man i agree

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