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hooked up with a baddie and took a shit ton of ket with her. After we just stayed in bed and talked and she told me she had like 10 or so bodies, I was like cool, I’m tryna be like you. Went to get STD tested the next day, got a false positive 🥳
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Anonymous 4w

turns out ketamine fucks up your STD tests haha but like really badly 😐 I freaked out, texted her, scared her to death for like 2 weeks before my doctor called me and was like do you drugs?

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Anonymous 4w

usually an STD won’t even show for two weeks anyway..

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Anonymous 3w

This story has a happy ending that’s sweet

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 4w

idk why this never occurred to me, i swear i took sex ed. don’t do drugs kids

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4w

What was the conversation like with her

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 4w

I texted her the day after I got my notification freaking tf out because I had gotten tested before and was clean, and she had an IUD and was also clean so we did it raw 😃 she called me back immediately and had to talk me down from losing my shit bc I genuinely thought i had given some poor girl fucking herpes then I had to calm her down because she had to cancel her appointment to donate blood and that’s something she’s super passionate about

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4w

we just talked about how she hadn’t been with anyone since her last appointment besides me so I thought I got it from my ex who cheated on me and then she laughed at me for being messy. We actually became pretty good friends and then when my doctor called me back like Dr. House, I told the girl and she forced me to donate blood as reconciliation like 4 weeks later. Never did ket again

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 3w

Lowkey good though because she should NOT be donating blood with drugs in her system

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 3w

wait that was a good point so I did some quick googling, ketamine has a low half life so she was good to donate go a week after our bender, which is when she was meant to donate blood

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 3w

Where was she from don’t tell me Florida 😂

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 3w

LA

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