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when ex and i had sex, right after i made him finish, he turns to me and says “idk why, but this makes me want to play my banjo”. He crawls to the end of the bed butt ass naked, facing away from me, and played his banjo for 30 mins, covered in lube btw
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Anonymous 1d

Men do the craziest things to avoid aftercare

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Anonymous 1d

blue balls? nah, blue grass

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Anonymous 1d

That’s actually fucking legendary

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Anonymous 1d

Dude became inspired by the sex

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Anonymous 1d

I’m sorry this happened to you but this is so funny

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Anonymous 18h

this is genuinely one of the funniest things ive ever seen on this yikyak

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Anonymous 1d

Men are interesting creatures sometimes, least you got a nice view for that 30 minutes

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

bro and it was his dads old banjo too😭😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1d

i thought i was actually having a fever dream 😭😭

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

Dreams come true

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1d

that’s not a dream i wanted to live HAHAHA

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1d

so good, that i turned him blue grass 😔

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 1d

BYEEEEE

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 1d

it’s okay, i laughed about it with my roommates until i couldn’t breathe 😭😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 18h

what can i say, i know how to please a crowd🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 16h

Blue balls? ❌ Blue grass? ✅

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 16h

he was in a band and sings old country too, we fr went full circle 😭😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 8h

Sorry to break it to you dude, that was already said by someone else

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 8h

it’s okay🤭🤭 it’s still funny asf

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