In no way shape or form did I ever have any inclination of what the next sentence could be. A wild ride all the way through 10/10 😂😂😂

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This is the best thing I’ve ever read

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Then she got super drunk with them and I was at my frats Valentine’s Day date function but I was handcuffed to a brother who also didn’t have a date and she was drunk texting me the whole night about how she loves me but her friends think it’s love bombing. Fast forward a couple days later she accused me of being racist because I wouldn’t let her peg me (she was white/Native American) and her roommate who was black said she didn’t like me because I was white

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