Hookup Horror Stories on Yik Yak | Was hooking up with this girl while she was “home alone”, mid doggy her dad walks in. So I lock myself in her bathroom, jump out of her window, break my ankle, then drive off booty naked. My life is a fucking cartoon 🫩

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Was hooking up with this girl while she was “home alone”, mid doggy her dad walks in. So I lock myself in her bathroom, jump out of her window, break my ankle, then drive off booty naked. My life is a fucking cartoon 🫩

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Anonymous 10h

Are you 20+ years older and she was screaming “daddy”? 😂

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Anonymous 13h

I would finished. Tell him get me some water and a towel.

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Anonymous 8h

Did you at least get your wallet and phone? How’d you get your keys but not your clothes?

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Anonymous 9h

I hope you’re okay man. How’s that ankle?

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#2 9h

i think he would’ve broken more than an ankle if he was after jumping out a window 😂😂

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