Yik Yak icon
Join communities on Yik Yak Download
just got nutted in by this sophomore and after i opened his mini fridge to just danimals. i fucked a grown ass man who exclusively drinks danimals…
1464 upvotes, 33 comments. Yik Yak image post by Anonymous in Hookup Horror Stories. "just got nutted in by this sophomore and after i opened his mini fridge to just danimals. i fucked a grown ass man who exclusively drinks danimals…"
upvote 1464 downvote

user profile icon
Anonymous 25w

Fucks wrong with danimals? The shit is amazing

upvote 466 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous 25w

u let some rando cum in you but you’re grossed out by danimals??

upvote 297 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous 25w

My great aunt gave me a danimals once. It was the only one I’ve ever had in my life and it might’ve been the best thing I ever tasted. I should go buy some

upvote 99 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous 25w

If he lives in a dorm he has normal food/drink when he goes to the dining halls dawg, god forbid a man loves some danimals.

upvote 89 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous 25w

#stopthedanimalshate

upvote 55 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous 25w

God forbid a man have childhood whimsy!

upvote 49 downvote
😈
Anonymous 25w

he too good for you

upvote 38 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous 25w

Lame!!!!! Daninals are yummy you’re just a hater 👎

post
upvote 37 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous 25w

Moral of the story: always check someone’s mini fridge before you fuck them

upvote 25 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous 25w

I only have a mini freezer and it only has pickle juice in it rn. I only really eat at the cafeteria tho and it’s he pickle juice is for muscle cramps

upvote 19 downvote
🏗️
Anonymous 25w

As a woman, I fucking love danimals shits better then sophomore cum🤷🏽‍♀️

upvote 11 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous 25w

W mans tbh

upvote 8 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous 25w

Thom Yorke definitely drinks nesquik

upvote 7 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous 25w

Send him over to me

upvote 7 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous 25w

i don't understand the problem

upvote 4 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous 25w

Sounds like the Danimals came out the same consistency it went in 😂

upvote 3 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous 25w

sophomore and grown ass man in the same sentence is just incorrect

upvote 3 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous 25w

oh wow

upvote 2 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous 25w

What a lad

upvote 2 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous 25w

Yeah I’m gonna go buy some danimals now

upvote 2 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous 25w

u let a random dude nut in you … i think you have bigger issues

upvote 2 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous 25w

Yo I’ve never had a danimal whats it taste like

upvote 1 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous replying to -> l1ghtning_mcqueef 25w

Women hate a man that just be whimsy

upvote 306 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous 25w

how you holding up nonsensical standards to strangers

upvote 43 downvote
user profile icon
Anonymous replying to -> #6 25w

Like heaven

upvote 11 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous replying to -> #11 25w

he doesn’t live on campus…

upvote 4 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous replying to -> OP 25w

Thats even more reason to let him make his own adult decision and drink/eat wtv he wants. Maybe don’t fuck someone if you’re so immature.

upvote 48 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous replying to -> #10 25w

are you a part of the danimals community 💀

upvote 13 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous replying to -> OP 25w

I have never had one tbh

upvote 15 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous replying to -> l1ghtning_mcqueef 25w

I’m just worried about them being stored in the fridge

upvote 12 downvote
user profile icon
Anonymous replying to -> #15 25w

Tbh it’s yogurt and its product you can store in or out of the fridge

upvote 31 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous replying to -> l1ghtning_mcqueef 25w

I read danimals but processed it as animal crackers, my mistake 😔

upvote 9 downvote
default user profile icon
Anonymous replying to -> OP 25w

Yk people off campus can still have meal swipes, right?

upvote 11 downvote