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Hookup Horror Stories 13h
do y’all dare me to match his energy by tapping his dick and saying “is this thing on?” like it’s a microphone before sucking it or would that ruin it
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Hookup Horror Stories 20h
He was ab to eat me out and he grabbed my thighs and pulled me toward him and said “thank you lord for this meal I’m about to consume” 😭 he was deadass
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Anonymous 13h

Omg I do that and then right after I squeeze the balls twice and go HONK HONK

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Anonymous 11h

People being silly during sex is actually so cute to me they need to do it more often. It can ease tension and bring you closer together, granted that there’s some previous context/knowing each other.

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Anonymous 10h

I'd buss from that😭✌️

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Anonymous 10h

That would be funny as fuck

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Anonymous 10h

lol nah metaphorize

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Anonymous 6h

This is officially going into my saved posts so I remember to do it

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Anonymous 10m

I go between her thighs and say “Hello! Hello hello.. hello.. hello” like I’m making an echo in a cave

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 11h

Chatgpt ahh response

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 9h

Bruh how

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 9h

Literally never touched an AI in my life I’m an artist and a writer why would I contribute to putting Myself out of a job

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 8h

Swear

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