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Hookup Horror Stories 16w
Met guy: went on date: 6 in shorter than me: i like shorter guys: we come back to his place: freaked it like a pro: he tells me he wants me to be here when he gets off work: stay THREE DAYS OFF FIRST DATE: friends think im satan: stole this poor mans soul
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Anonymous 16w

Why in tf are we using colons

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Anonymous 16w

Wait I’m confused did you stay or not

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Anonymous 16w

girl this is NOT a horror story this a sunshine and rainbows story

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Anonymous 16w

Your colon license is hereby revoked.

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Anonymous 16w

why is this in 4chan format

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Anonymous 16w

this is a hookup Heavenly story

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Anonymous 16w

This seems like a good time for everyone??

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Anonymous 16w

How tall are you if he is 6 inches shorter?

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 16w

Yeaaa i stayed and when i left he called me that night saying he wants me to come back 😅😭

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 16w

So what’s the bad ending?

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 16w

Sorry if that bothers you its totally optional to read it 😭⁉️🤍

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 16w

Suffering from success, except “suffering” is code for unplanned enjoying

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 16w

Well good for yall then lol

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 16w

> uses very effective and simplified storytelling method > “why is this in 4chan format” it’s over brehs

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 16w

Didn’t answer my question

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 16w

Unplanned enjoying is the best way to describe it😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 16w

Ethan is so fucking ugly omg

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Anonymous replying to -> notsinatra 16w

I love you : marry me

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 16w

5’10 he’s 5’4

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 16w

Is a girl like you so much to ask for

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Anonymous 16w

To be honest he’s super secure in his masculinity and thats perfect, need my lil short king to choke me in bed and worship my ass when i walk, im a simple simple woman with simple pleasures and short men who TRULY like tall women are ITTTTT

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 16w

Literally couldnt fit all info in with character limit, is that not…. Self-deducible…. would you prefer periods instead?? 💀😭 damn

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 15w

Genuine q do periods and colons not take up the same amount of space?

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Anonymous replying to -> #16 15w

Omfg who caaares

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Anonymous replying to -> #16 15w

Periods arent doubly open ended. Now maybe if you said “commas” i would have said fair point i could have used commas. My bad tho i didnt know the colon colonels were on duty today tbh

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