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Was making out with this girl and playing with her titties and said “I have a surprise for you” and acted liked I was gonna eat her pussy but then I just blew a raspberry on her stomach. She was the second girl I’ve done that with. I regret nothing.
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Anonymous 85w

Lmao 😂

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Anonymous 85w

Bruh idk why we even get our hopes up at this point they either eat out for 20 seconds, do it SO poorly, or just do shit like this like I’d be GONE

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Anonymous 85w

i’m so grateful he likes to give head bc this is a nightmare

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Anonymous 85w

Not doing it afterwards is just corny

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Anonymous 85w

Go down on her bro, tf. 💀

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Anonymous 85w

Good

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Anonymous 84w

I bet she regrets everything. Like imagine if she did that to you. If I a girl did that to a guy they wouldn’t laugh they’d get angry

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Anonymous 85w

i do this to my gf all the time. they let me do it at least once a day

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Anonymous 85w

this is so funny

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Anonymous 84w

If someone did this to me I’d marry them tbh

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Anonymous 6w

Is raspberry code for something? Or literally a raspberry?

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Anonymous 84w

people crying in these comments is encouraging me to start doing this 😭😭😭

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Anonymous 84w

yall sound like men crying abt no head

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 85w

Yeah, GIRLFRIEND. In that context idgaf. Not some random hookup

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 85w

I hatteee that so much

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Anonymous replying to -> #15 85w

Yeah literally I would just tell him to leave lmao

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Anonymous replying to -> #19 84w

Seeing as men usually don’t give head, it’s cruel to make her think he will and then doesn’t. If he did it after the raspberry, no one would be mad, but he didn’t, he left her hanging

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 84w

“cruel” okay man 😭😭😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #19 84w

Listen I’m so glad that you get head or if you don’t, you don’t care but some people do and idk what’s wrong with that. So glad you don’t give a fuck about your own pleasure!

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 84w

there are a lot of things id consider cruel before someone not giving me oral sex yall r dramatic

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Anonymous replying to -> #19 84w

Ok. Sorry I used a dramatic word? I’ll do better next time?

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Anonymous replying to -> #22 6w

Who tf downvoted me? For asking a question. I swear some ppl are fucking haters. But I bet they get happy when they get hella likes. They wanna be the only one.

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Anonymous replying to -> #22 6w

Nah fam - blowing a raspberry is the classic stick your tongue out and blow thru the lips so they flap and make a fart sound. He put his lips to her stomach and blew thru them to the same effect.

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