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Anonymous 7w

Might as well ask for credit card info at that point

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Blood type Income Dick size flacid/errect Shoe size Leg length Arm length Nose length

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Card number CCV Expiration date Social security Dick size

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CPU RAM Hard drive Graphics Display resolution Build and weight Battery Life

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Anonymous 7w

Blood pressure Oxygen level Star sign of your childhood pet Last 4 numbers of your SS

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Anonymous 7w

“ooh this’ll really get er goin😏”

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Anonymous 7w

talking stage or interrogation

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Anonymous 7w

Genuinely, what level of education do you have to drop out at to think this is an acceptable way to communicate with another human being?

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Anonymous 7w

Nose length makes sense but why my arms & legs? Is that really an important metric, will my long arms, legs & big nose make up for my small pp & less than ideal blood type

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Length Width Color Make and Model Brake Horsepower Torque 0-60

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Anonymous 7w

Hi Religion Political stance Home address Social security number Sperm count And finally: Would you still love me if I was an HDMI cord??

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Anonymous 7w

The fact that Name is nowhere to be found is crazy bro 😭😭

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Anonymous 7w

This Snapchat not the military dawg😭

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Anonymous 7w

Well bro did commit the first murder 🤷

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Anonymous 7w

Cup size is crazy😭

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Anonymous 7w

what a fucking tool lmao making it too easy for the ones of us who are normal though… Just natural selection at this point. Stay toxic kings

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Anonymous 7w

Don’t forget SSN

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Anonymous 7w

Right! Because what makes them not think twice about asking weird shit like this. I’m a gay male, thank goodness we don’t do ignorant sorry bs like this.

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Anonymous 7w

I mean that’s snapchat for you

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Anonymous 7w

What is this? AOL?

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Anonymous 7w

Age is valid everything else…

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Anonymous 7w

This sounds like gr*ndr

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Anonymous 7w

Using the male loneliness “epidemic” as a caption for this is shitty. That’s about suicide and dudes not reaching out

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Anonymous 7w

Why would you name your son Cain

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Anonymous 7w

Fake and gat

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Anonymous 7w

Like your hinge profile doesn’t have a height filter 🗿

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 7w

Lmaooo

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 7w

Hair line

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 7w

and he would be offended

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 7w

License and registration while he’s at it

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Anonymous 7w

Why are we lying?

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 7w

Lowkey sometimes a man’s blood type can cause harm to the woman if she gets pregnant by him (without medication ofc)

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Anonymous 7w

Disgusting

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 7w

And so does yours lmao

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Anonymous 7w

Fr last thing I need is a jumpscare from a behemoth

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 7w

Lmaoooo

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Anonymous 7w

Can you please get a beaker with water, submerge your testicles in them, and tell us how much water is displaced? It’s a fair question.

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 7w

What? I’ve never heard of this, can you explain?

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 7w

Js bc it’s snap, in my opinion, I don’t think it should be okay to talk like this 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 7w

It’s not okay but Snapchat attracts this kinda people

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 7w

It doesn’t

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 7w

Not childhood pet star sign😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 7w

173/70 Good oxygen Leo 4355

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 7w

While hes at it can we get a measure of the amount of surface area his ball hair covers? Down to the micrometer?

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Anonymous replying to -> #21 7w

If that brake hp don’t make it to the wheels who cares wheel horsepower (after taxes)

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 7w

Mine doesn’t lol yall are so picky

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 7w

After taxes is crazy lmao

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Anonymous replying to -> #26 7w

Cain and Abel?

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Anonymous 7w

I sound like a bitch because I care about dudes who don’t have a voice to speak up about their mental issues. I won’t even stoop to your level and throw insults, I’ll just pray you get whatever healing you obviously need

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 7w

depends, how small of a pp are we talking

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Anonymous 7w

It can also happen when a mother is type O and the baby isn’t. Her body will spontaneously abort

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 7w

If there was a cup size filter you’d use it

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Anonymous replying to -> #24 7w

More importantly, we need a follicle density testing.

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 7w

And he needs to measure the firmness

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 7w

High blood pressure

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 7w

😭😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 7w

That would be the durometer

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Anonymous 7w

please sybau

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Anonymous replying to -> #25 7w

It seems extra rude if someone won’t even take the time to make it into complete sentences.

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 7w

Right? As a guy, I think it’s critical that young men learn empathy beyond their own lives and experiences. It’s how to deter more Andrew tate weiner suckers

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Anonymous 7w

Psychical attraction is just as important as emotional attraction. It’s actually mean if you date someone u think is ugly bc u feel bad. Theres someone else who will think they’re beautiful but it doesn’t have to be u. Don’t make yourself feel something u don’t only hurts both of u fr

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 7w

that was next i fear before she responded

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 7w

for answering?

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 7w

Ppl would use it just to see if it (the filter) works.

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Anonymous 7w

Just say you met someone else.

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 7w

I wouldn’t I’m more of an ass guy

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Anonymous replying to -> #34 7w

for pretending like your willingness to answer the questions changes the fact that asking for stats like this is objectifying and degrading.

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Anonymous 7w

That’s so fascinating, ty for explaining, and I found the articles about the Rhesus factor incompatibility and the immunoglobulin shot! I was just confused because there’s a lot of misinformation about biochemistry and sex, such as men’s sperm leaving pieces of their DNA inside of women’s genomes, soul bonding, etc. that serve to slut shame or otherwise dominate women

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 7w

Genuinely one of the most productive and informative threads on this app lol. Like, reddit level helpful

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Anonymous 7w

I’m sorry, I hope I didn’t come off as dismissive :( I’m a biochemistry student myself, and I am a very vocal feminist. I fully agree that pregnancy is a serious medical condition, and women’s needs are frequently unmet or derided. I was scared YOU were doing that, creeping into “a woman’s body knows what it needs” sort of bioessentialism, like a “it rejects the wrong men” that’s why I got a bit defensive ❤️

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 7w

None of it makes sense; Every specification I stated was purely for comedic purposes and is an outrageous metric to use when trying to find a partner. Personality and connection should be the main factor, not a grocery list of physical traits you seek out in a person

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Anonymous 7w

Ya mama

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Anonymous replying to -> #38 7w

Well, hold on, we still have “no fats fems or Asians”… Tbh, the reason why we don’t ask is because Grindr already puts it on our profiles LOL

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 7w

Buts it’s not nearly as bad as straight men. They ask dumb shit. At least gay men make it known from up front what they like and dislike. Also there are plenty of gay and bi men who like fems these days.

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Anonymous 7w

Ahh okay! And yeah, it’s freaky how poor people’s understanding of reproduction is, it’s kind of all siloed as a “woman’s issue”, from conception to childcare… imagine how much safer and healthier pregnant people could be if everyone learned a little bit more about the process that created them. :(

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 7w

weight ?

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Anonymous 7w

Boy what

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Anonymous replying to -> #23 7w

That’s not what the male loneliness epidemic is, that’s the men’s mental health epidemic. Men are upset that women are staying single instead of catering to them anymore. Women are more independent than ever and men don’t want to change their mindset or behaviors. That’s why they’re lonely

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Anonymous replying to -> #27 7w

Hopefully small enough to compensate for my long arms & legs

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 7w

Lying isn’t cool

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Anonymous 7w

I bet you do too

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Anonymous replying to -> #38 6w

What’s the difference between asking if it’s not provided and knowing because it IS provided? Asking to understand

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 6w

Ma’am yes ma’am! 🫡

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 6w

Yeah. What a great vibe to give your son.

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 6w

There are two main aspects to the male loneliness epidemic, and they are what each of you are describing separately. There’s the side that is men being unable to find an intimate relationship and then there’s the other side that is men struggling to form and maintain friendships in today’s society. These are really separate issues and it’s sad they get lumped together so much.

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Anonymous replying to -> #47 6w

It’s not that men can’t find a partner it’s that they don’t want to make the necessary changes to get a partner worth having. Men’s mental health has been an issue for years and it’s finally gaining traction. Men have more resources than ever but are too proud or scared to seek the help they need. It’s not that the system is failing them, it’s stubbornness and lack of self awareness

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 6w

I think a lot of men are taking positive steps these days. A lot more are taking their health more seriously and fostering strong friendships - I’m seeing this in a lot of the different guy groups I’m part of. I agree there are more services out there than ever, though what a lot of men need is genuinely just a disciplined brotherhood and that can be hard to find and maintain.

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 6w

what resources do men have available for them? most men don’t take other men dealing with mental health seriously + there’s ppl that don’t believe anxiety is real.

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Anonymous replying to -> #39 6w

Men have the same resources as women what do you mean?? Many insurance plans cover therapy. Friends aren’t the only resources and it’s hard to find a real brotherhood with people who are shallow and selfish. That’s a societal problem that everyone must navigate

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Anonymous replying to -> #39 6w

Many women are thought to be too emotional or hysterical to be taken seriously so I’m not sure why you mentioned that many people don’t believe in anxiety. Again, a societal issue that affects everyone but yes, society does view men getting mental help as unnecessary

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