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i’ve accidentally farted in the face of so many ppl while they were eating me out. so awesome (horrifying) when it happens right as i’m orgasming. like “😩mm fuck baby i’m gonna- *💨*” i jus pretend it’s a queef atp
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Anonymous 1d

What about when it smells 💀

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Anonymous 11h

A queef don’t give a mf pinkeye 😭💔

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

thank god it never did. i would just yeet myself across the bed when i could

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 9h

Did you even read it, it’s not a queef it’s a fart impersonating a queef 🤦‍♂️

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 8h

No shit dumbass and I’m saying that’s crazy cuz a queef wouldn’t give somebody Pinkeye so if she farts in someone’s face it’d seem obvious ts was a fart and not a queef if they get pinkeye. Now u ruined the joke cuz I had to explain it to ur low iq ass

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 8h

farts don’t cause conjunctivitis (pink eye)

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 8h

Farts can sometimes carry smalls amounts of fecal matter + bacteria in fecal matter being able to cause pinkeye = farts can possibly cause pinkeye if shawty got a dirty ass and rips a big ass fart in ur eye

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 7h

if they shit in ur eye that’s different but fecal particles aren’t gonna last long in the air

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