i’ve accidentally farted in the face of so many ppl while they were eating me out. so awesome (horrifying) when it happens right as i’m orgasming. like
“😩mm fuck baby i’m gonna- *💨*”
i jus pretend it’s a queef atp
thank god it never did. i would just yeet myself across the bed when i could
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Anonymous#21w
Did you even read it, it’s not a queef it’s a fart impersonating a queef 🤦♂️
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Anonymous#11w
No shit dumbass and I’m saying that’s crazy cuz a queef wouldn’t give somebody Pinkeye so if she farts in someone’s face it’d seem obvious ts was a fart and not a queef if they get pinkeye. Now u ruined the joke cuz I had to explain it to ur low iq ass
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Anonymous#21w
farts don’t cause conjunctivitis (pink eye)
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AnonymousOP1w
Farts can sometimes carry smalls amounts of fecal matter + bacteria in fecal matter being able to cause pinkeye = farts can possibly cause pinkeye if shawty got a dirty ass and rips a big ass fart in ur eye
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Anonymous#21w
if they shit in ur eye that’s different but fecal particles aren’t gonna last long in the air