Anonymous OP 17h

i'm crying wtf is your problem ily

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Anonymous #1 17h

My problem is the tech of this time wont allow me to go fuck myself.

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Anonymous OP 16h

Bro really just said this followed by the most deranged purpose behind his idea.

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Anonymous #4 16h

What part of I only want to fuck myself was lost on you. Get your own clones freeloader.

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Anonymous OP 16h

Its not that I hate others, I simply just love myself too much to reduce my standards.

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Anonymous OP 16h

If you want something done right you gotta do it yourself. Getcha freak on op

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Anonymous #3 16h

Its unfair the amount of gold that gets posted by poets on here whos names will remain unknown to time. Not even an alias. Just blessing us with their presence and thoughts and gone like a thief in the night.

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Anonymous OP 16h

Well I’m asexual and I don’t want to fuck people period. So I’m saying we’re perfect for each other. I, a mechanical engineer, can help you design your clone for you to fuck. And you can- I don’t know- feed my skinny ass when i accidentally forget to eat for 16 hours while trying to create a tiny neutron star. And maybe we can do cuddles- I like cuddles. But nothing more. Mad scientist buddies type shit.

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Anonymous #4 15h

I dont think you should eat anything op makes. I am almost certain they are on a drug heavy diet or have a gas leak in their kitchen. What inspires such madness

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Boy— the only reason I’m a mechanical engineer is because I couldn’t decide which field of engineering to go into- and a mechanical engineer is like- the little bit of everything major. I’ve studied physics, biotechnology, aerospace, human sciences, medical, systems engineering, cyber security, national intelligence, etc. I find your lack of faith in my methods disturbing.

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Anonymous #4 15h

Oop- op deleted his original response to me lol. 😂 scared him off

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Anonymous #4 15h

Nah that wasnt op my high ass saw the comment and thought it was directed at me cause my phone went off. I am stupid and i have the dumb

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Anonymous #2 15h

I put a lot of thought into what would be needed to make clones though. I blame star wars.

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Anonymous #2 15h

Nah I’m chill with that. I take a handful of pills every day and night bc my body has decided that it don’t wanna work right anymore. Much like my psyche my body is also falling apart (yippie)

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Anonymous #2 15h

Id use my clones tho not for a harem. Id make a functional commune in the deep woods with me myself and I

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Anonymous #2 15h

That’s so real dude lol. I think I might be high too bc I totally thought that was OP

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Anonymous #2 15h

That sounds fire bro. Like a little cottage in the middle of nowhere- or like- an off the grid treehouse village—

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Anonymous #4 15h

Op gotta give you one of his clones to use. You can use your science wizardry to install your brain in one. We just gotta barter with this fiend if he ever finds somebody mad enough to create a flock of them.

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Anonymous #2 15h

Gonna need one hell of an offer. Depends on if you want a freshly fucked clone or a well fucked clone. Mileage may vary once the operation gets started.

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Anonymous OP 14h

Question- what if we cloned me too- but like- modified the genetics to be less shitty- then we do a little swappy swap and put my brain inside the non-shitty clone- and then boom- new body- 😌

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Anonymous #4 14h

I mean I guess that could also happen. You could probably even keep the old body for spare parts. But all of this is gonna cost you more. Better invent a money printer my boy

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Anonymous OP 12h

First of all 🤓☝️ Ima 🎀✨g i r l✨💖 Second of all 🤓✌️ I literally work at <undisclosed military defense company> soooooo- in the wise words of the ever so fabulous Cher “I am a rich man”. 💁‍♀️ or- at least will be- when my investments grow a bit 😇

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Anonymous #4 12h

FED FED FED

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